Crazy Horse Cabaret

This place is a really good balance between the beauty of the dancers and the prices they charge to play.
Drinks are reasonable (for a strip club); the cover is the cheapest of the three main clubs in and around B.R., and the single song rates are only $ 25. Unlike the Gonzales location, there’s almost always at least one jaw-​dropping beauty working on stage, but it’s not the slam-​dunk that Penthouse is. And holy smoke, the waitresses and bartenders. Most of them could REALLY do well if they were on stage instead of serving drinks. (There’s one girl (Randi) whose killer body and angelic face are only made more attractive by her «smart girl» glasses; she would be a headliner in just about any club in the nation.)
It’s gotten tamer over the last year, unfortunately, but there’s still wild times to be had in the VIP areas if you find the right girl at the right time.
Least favorite thing about the club is its layout. There are two stages, but they’re separated by the bar, effectively cutting the size of the club in half. They only open the 2^nd stage with enough customers, so even if the place is barely occupied, it’s still hit-​and-​miss to get a table. They remodeled it recently, but it didn’t help.

Remodeled. Looks great. But not nearly as friendly. I’ve been stopping here for years driving from Texas eastward and back. Never again. It’s now a locals only club. If you’re looking to stop off, just keep going. Not worth it.
Too bad too. The food is good for the price. Great burgers. This is how you ruin a club. You can remodel and redo the menu and staff. But if it feels unfriendly, and it does, it fails

Open for a free lunch buffet Monday-​Friday!