Pitiful Princess

Very dirty club, horrible dancers, no one is experienced on the pole, not one girl stands out of a crowd. The drinks are extremely over priced. Not one girl either isn’t fat, or has stretch marks, and the ones that are skinny are too skinny. Not only that but the few times I’ve tried pitiful out, it seems the dancers that are shit faced half the time. Not a very classy club

I was way out on Division, where the fake homeboys stand on the corner. Just kidding. But I went to the strip club further down division first, then after I found out the name of this place I had to go. The club girls advised me not to go here, but when someone says not to do something you know it’s gotta have something interesting going on. Anyway, I wish I was there tonight. The girls are great, because that’s what they are just girls, some fat some, stretch marks, some pretty cute. but you can talk to them about literature or what they think about the cultural ramifications about Portlandia the TV show, whey they grab your Johnson. Some clubs there’s lots of distance or a big wall between the audience and the dancer. This place is very down home. Lots of guys are just in there gambling, on slot machines, they just look at the stage every once in awhile. So it was cool, glad I went.

Hot and ugly strippers, $ 2 PBR and sarge name states; pitiful strippers getting down on dudes.
For a strip club its top 40%, but if you want pitiful and trashy its top 5

I’ve worked here for a week. It does live up to the name. Jill the bartender is the best! Ryan the door man is also very sweet and awesome. The club is a dive bar setting with a good sized smoking patio. I’d like to say more but the staff is so nice I won’t. They have two very tiny private dance rooms and another very small dressing room without lockers. Drinks are cheap and made well. It can be a fun time if you make it! :)

Its a strip club. Women take off clothes and move around on the stage.
But it’s what the name says, pitiful.
They don’t have the hottest looking ladies dance here. But than again, everyone has a different preference so if you like run if the mill women, the average looking, women with curves, this is a okay place to go.
Most women here are easy to talk to.
The club has daily specials for drinks and food. Free WiFi.
And the ladies behind the bar, are usually the prettiest working there, so make sure to tip them lol.

You will see some of the really great woman here I was here several years ago. BIG Booty woman on certain days… ONE of the best strip clubs. and its laid back without a lot of people.

Prices aren’t bad (see my tip) there is a lot of adipose tissue here. No hostess skills are required.

Gave them a high one star rating. The name says it all. Pitiful service, dancers, and basically a run down dirty bug infested shit hole. AVOID at all costs!

This is the best club in PDX, well worth the drive

There are more strip clubs in Portland per capita than almost any other city in America. With so many, clubs in Portland have a fairly casual nature about them. It’s not uncommon for couples, groups of women and mixed groups to go to a strip club and grab a drink.
With by far the most sarcastic and fitting name of any Portland strip club, Pitiful Princess in deep deep SE is exactly what the name says. The inside of the club is actually fairly clean. The owner who took the place over from a former strip club has put a nice layer of paint over everything added monogramed bar stools and lit the club well.
Drinks are in the $ 7.50 range for a shot of whisky, on par with many clubs but high for the area. We went on a Tuesday night and the dancer quality was fair to middling for Portland. One dancer seemed to embody the ‘Pitiful Princess’ theme perfectly and danced like she was bored out of her mind.
The dancers though were friendly and while they aren’t the crème of the crop in town, I’ve seen much worse. Interestingly there are office chairs that surround the rail, not sure if that’s a good thing or bad. But it’s an interesting choice non the less.
Aside from checking in on Unilocal or 4 Square to say you’ve been to Pitiful Princess, there really isn’t a compelling reason to drive all the way to deep SE (if you live closer in to the city) to go to this place. It’s not a bad strip club and it has a fairly decent and friendly bar to sit at and have a drink. Aside from the name it’s just fairly unremarkable.
Still if you live in that area, you could do a LOT worse.