Subway

Most annoying subway; what’s with the sales pitch from the sandwich artist and cross talk from the cashier? «Hi there, are you having a footlong today?» Stop. Let me pick the bread. I’ve done it your way a few times, it’s unpleasant. It’s a constant back and forth with the sales-​y guessing and me having to respond in the negative. I don’t want to feel like that ordering a sandwich. And the whole thing with the cashier ringing you up while you’re trying to answer to «are you having lettuce and tomato?» Two conversations, with one person who cannot remember the «fixin’s» and one who cannot identify the standard subway sandwiches. Too many sandwich places. I’d rather walk up the hill than deal with this.