Broad St Video

Welcome to Pirateville, peeps. Program that GPS to take a right onto CDR Drive then a swing left onto Bootleg Lane for 2.5 miles of movie watching fantasticness. I know it’s bad. Real bad. But Broad St. Video has been around for many years for a reason.
For the low price of $ 5 bucks you can «rent» any DVD of your choosing for an unspecified number of days. I’m sure the amount of time allowed is determined by a very complicated, very confusing mathematical equation that only our country’s greatest minds can even begin to grasp. This secret formula is so mind blowing in fact, that the renter has no idea how long she has to return it, thus holding onto her disc indefinitely. For example, I’ve been holding onto my last rental for around seven months now. Is it even considered a rental at this point? I may never know. The world may never know. Granted the label is obviously Sharpie and the case, obviously a paper sleeve but overall it’s pretty sweet for five bucks.
Let your conscience be your guide. I apparently have none therefore I find myself a frequent flyer. And while I know –why– they’ve been around for so long, I’m still not really sure –how.- Either way, super chill.