Provincetown House of Pizza

We tried this off-​the-​beaten-​path pizza place per Unilocal.I couldn’t agree more with one of the other reviewers who said this is a small town business with big city attitude. We were treated very poorly. We entered the restaurant at 8:30pm on a Saturday night – having made the walk on a chilly night after seeing a show on Commercial Street – and were told after we put in our order that the dining room was closed and we would have to take our pie elsewhere. Seriously? The «dining room» consisted of a handful of tacky tables with the chairs already up – and a lazy staff that clearly wanted to go home more than serve food to paying customers. The pizza was fine in the end – we ordered a small veggie for $ 20 – but I wouldn’t return to a place that acts like the customer is lucky to get served. There’s a million other great places to eat in P-​town so avoid this one.

We tried the chicken bacon ranch speciality pizza. The crust was delicious and the pie had good flavor. The 10″ was a little pricy but we were satisfied. I would have to try their pizza a few more times before I give them 4 stars.

Very happy! Conveniently located from our hotel, two min walk.
Great for lunch subs.
Shirt and shoes required, but even lacking a tee, they let me in…
Ordered a small 6″ Italian and 9″ chicken parm grinder.
About a 12 min wait but well worth it!
Deep fried chicken pieces, cheese and tasty marinara sauce.
Totally recommend and very affordable.
Now I have to try the pizza…

Great pizza and quick service! Ordered two pies by phone and they were ready for pick up when I walked in about 20 minutes later. Really appreciated multiple vegetarian options. The PTown was yummy.

Probable the best pizza in Provincetown. Is not on the main drag, probable a locals joint. I can say that everyone in our party loved the pizza. We would eat there again.

I liked the pizza. They delivered it lickity split and it was fresh, hot, crispy crust, and tasty. It was a smidge pricy, but what in PTown isn’t. The front desk clerk recommended it as well as a local that just happened to be standing by, so I figured why not… Was it the best pizza ever? No, but it was good pizza at a good price, delivered promptly.

Not a fan of the boring crust but the fresh veggies were perfect.

We ate here for lunch. We order cheese pizza, The pizza taste good. The place is alright. I went to bathroom and no paper towel, I asked worker need paper towel. She just take from ladies bathroom. Then no bother put new paper towel. Seem little lazy and I notice little dust around. I give 3 star for our experience.

To sum it up… I don’t like this place.
I’ve eaten here in the past and the quality of the pizza was «meh». It tasted like it had been made the night before, frozen, and then reheated in the oven. I’m all for that… if I’m at home, lazy, and have one in the freezer that takes 20 minutes in the oven… but not for these cray cray prices.
The vibe of the people working here just seems way off. They are a small town pizza parlor with big city attitude. Today, my friend asked how long it would take for them to make a burger, because she had to get back to work… the response given was «Well, maybe about 10 minutes.» My friend said, «Okay, the quicker the better! :D» in a friendly manner, which was then given the response of «Well we have to cook it!» — duh.
The décor was… I don’t even know the word… Lame? They had park benches and hightop chairs all muddled together around tables, making it an awkward place to host a group of people to dine.
Back to the attitude of our front counter girl… as the order is ready and we are beckoned forward, before my friend can hold out her hand for the bag, the girl says «You’re welcome!» and begins to walk away. Rude.
Other notes:
*There are signs in each window declaring «NO PAPARAZZI!» — um, what?
*It’s hotter inside than it is outside, I see the A/​C over there… turn it on!
*Tip: When people order burgers, ask how they’d like them cooked.

I normally don’t eat calzones but I tried their sausage/​meatball calzone and then their turkey calzone. Now I’m hooked. They even give you tomato sause to dip your calzone in while you eat it. They are both yummy!

I was happy with the food bit the service was less than desirable. The person behind the counter was not friendly at all and was on a personal call the whole time and did not tell the person she would call them back but just put the phone down while she took my order, very unprofessional in my eyes. There was was an extra cost for tarter sauce of $.50 which is quite high for something that should be free

Being a year rounder… spending $ 29 on a SMALL pizza and chicken fingers is OUTRAGEOUS. It is March, in ptown. Honestly who can afford that. I can overspending that when the summer season is up and running but not now.

best pizza in town. the philly cheesesteak pizza is a standout. the seafood is super fresh, never frozen. very friendly staff.

Very good pizza, took a while to cook

Best Pizza in P-​Town! I go there every time I’m in P-​Town. There barbecue chicken pizza is awesome, There subs are loaded! Best steak-​egg & cheese I’ve had. With such a large menu I get something different every time I’m there. Also the staff is awesome, Angelo was great & extremely friendly. He gave me some good tips on what to do while i was in town.
Ohh… but if you like greased up cardboard listen to Adele’s review and go down to Spiritus. That stuff is not even good when your drunk.