Subway

The husband and I stopped in for lunch after a great bike ride just before 11am. The husband decided he wanted to try their new breakfast. He ordered the Egg, Black Forest Ham & cheese on flatbread. The sandwich ‘artist’ asked, «White or yellow?»
Huh? That’s all they said & repeated the question. Hubby was a little confused and just said «White». It turned out they were out of «white» so he went with «yellow». Apparently they were referring to the egg, if that’s what you want to call it.
The sandwich ‘artist’ was clearly new and totally clueless. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say she was stoned the way she was talking to us. No retention whatsoever. I had to repeat my order a few times because the breakfast sandwich seemed to confuse her, as well as operating their toasting machine. The other sandwich ‘artist’ was losing her patience w/​the newbie while trying to help another couple.
As soon as other help arrived, the newb was ordered to go back and cut tomatoes. The manager made me laugh. He told them to chill out, drink some coffee, and everything will be okay.
The husband liked his breakfast sandwich. He’d probably order it again. I tried the Chicken & Bacon Ranch sub, which was decent.