Sunrise Mini Mart

Once upon a time, when the Universe was still brand new, Sunrise Mini Mart was born into existence. Not as a mere store, but as a Fortress Of Convenience !! Now, during my many, MANY, travels while globe-​trotting, and «Looking For The Perfect Beat,» I happened to stumble across a Tribal Elder from The Valley Of San Joaquin, who spoke about a Temple of sorts, where The Perfect Beat, and a large variety of energy drinks could be found !! Just as this Elder Tribesman was going to divulge the location of said Mart, a poison dart struck him down, and ended his telling of an ancient secret !! I was very distraught, as I was so close to learning one of the many mysteries, which have engulfed our Universe for centuries !! What was I to do? Well… If you’re anything like me, which we all you are not, as I AM «Above The Clouds,» then you understand that drastic measures of epic proportions, had to be taken !! So, I literally, bombarded every single thread with logical questions, unwarranted accusations towards a local Tyrant, and even made quite a few enemies !! But, I assure you, it was all for the Universal Grand Prize, of uncovering the actual «X,» that marked Thee spot, of… Sunrise Mini Mart !! Now, once I discovered this Shoppe Of Ancient Secrets & Wraps Of The Blunted Kind, I knew why it had been so guarded for eons !! Tribes, thought to be long extinct, STILL exist inside !! Clans, who are known to be at war even today, shop in harmony within the confines of this Universal sanctuary !! You can still mingle with Leprechauns, Oompa Loompas, Mighty Titans, and talking Unicorns, as even time itself, cannot fadeth yonder Mart !! Among the treasures that await to be discovered, you will find candy, soda, beer, chips, blunt wraps, smokes, beef jerky, chew, and more hats than you can handle !! On the outer perimeters you will find an island for fueling your vessels when in need !! How miraculous, that such a wonderland is not merely spoken of in Legend, but actually exists, to be shopped at !! Oh, the joy !! The King, that rules over Sunrise Mini Mart, is pretty cool, and so is Mike. Having said all of this, you honestly should mount your steed, bag your gold, and hasten to the magic land of, Sunrise Mini Mart !!