Oh just trying buying shirts in a Men’s SMALL at an outlet mall. Your choices are even smaller than my shoulders. As we entered the store, I set off every alarm and the cheerful associate noted I wasn’t carrying any bags and said perhaps I had clothes with a hidden tag. They’re jeans I’ve owned for several years. They’re tight enough to sterilize several small countries. I encouraged him to frisk me. He laughed, blushed and declined. Dean tried on several pair of jeans but didn’t find any that really thrilled him. He’s getting too muscly in some ways and most jeans are too baggy in the legs and too tight in the crotch. Yeah, sucks huh? I did find some fun print short sleeve shirts that were reasonable and the lines moved pretty quickly.