McDonald’s

Let me start by saying that all this is is fake food produced in a stove. Even though this food kills you when trying to digest in your stomach, I do like the fries. But I got to admit. The employees are horrible. It seems like they don’t care if you havd your full meal or not. And did I mention that thd tables, floors, seats, and bathrooms are dirty? Yeah! Use your money in a better restaurant or get yourself a little something something other than McDonalds.

If they sold tornadoes, it’d be McFunnels. Or maybe that’d be Funnel Cakes. Which are nearly as exciting as Tornadoes, and just as bad for you in a different way.
This is one of my least fave Mickey Ds. I mean, the employees are awful, the sweet tea wasn’t remotely sweet, the bathroom was disgusting and seemed out of order (the two don’t have to be hand in hand, but in this case they were), and trying to get in here was a total zoo filled with shadiness and people cutting us off and just… ugh.
I already can’t stand McDonalds, but this one might just be my least favourite that I’ve been to. I’m ashamed to say I’ve been to any, but sometimes you just need a Sweet Tea or she just needs a coffee or Shakira just needs to take her clothes off. Oh wait that’s unrelated.
In other news please stop eating at McDonalds and start eating at some of the amazing local eateries around here and keep your money in Rochester. They’re all better anyway. That plea is directed at my trav companion as much as anyone.