DC101 Radio

Can you please stop playing the same four songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over? It’s like the 1op 40 of lame. D.C. is known to be a bit of a boring town, but we have Fugazi! and hardcore! But you wouldn’t know it based on the current teenage angst music dc101 plays. And tonight I even heard light rock!

Stale and unpolished. Elliott in the Morning absolutely stinks. His childish laugh is like fingernails on a blackboard. DC101 is trying to re-​live it’s heyday of the 80’s. Unfortunately it’ll never happen. This is why I pay outrageous fees for satellite radio.

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Thank goodness Baltimore has decent alternative, alternative rock. DC101 overplays some really campy pop junk like «Mumford and Scum» and Troubadour. (Shouldn’t that crap be played on a folk music station?) I just can’t listen to DC101 that much any more.

Oh DC101. You’ve done so much over the years. Elliot’s banter and humor brightened up my morning drives to school for six years. Your never ending stream of music has given me stuff to listen to wherever I may drive. Hell, your 50,000 watts of rock have reached as far as two hours away from DC in rural Virginia.
But it’s getting old, honey. The sparks that were there just don’t seem to ignite those feelings anymore. You like to play the same songs over and over and over again. I realize they’re popular. I realize you want people to like you. But hearing the same Nickelback song multiple times in the span of a few hours really gets grating after a while. I think you played «Psycho» by Puddle of Mudd around 5 times in the span of two or three hours. Surely you have a bigger repertoire that you can dig in to. Your shenanigans have forced me to start burning CDs with music that doesn’t sound like every other Billboard Rock chart artist.
Get some new moves baby, or else I think I’m gonna have to call this off.