Rock Solid Health

It was such a blessing to find this place. Malyissa is so knowledgeable and caring. She truly wants to see wellness restored. The word «colonic» sounds scary to some. But trust me its not painful at all and the most natural way to remove your body of toxins.

I’m still going to RSH and still extremely satisfied! Melissa and Hope are caring, helpful and professional. My digestive issues are resolving and I’m feeling great thanks to RSH!

Great experience I’ve been doing colonics for years & struggled to find a place after recently moving to the area, I am over joyed to have found this place! Melissa is Amazing the facility is very relaxing & clean! They have tons of deals and specials I will be a new regular for sure! ;)

Not going to lie, reading reviews that talked about inserting the tube yourself almost kept me from trying this. Then WebMD freaked me the eff out. But I’m vain so I walked through the door anyway.
Melissa has the weirdest job ever. But I don’t think she knows it. She has the patience of a kindergarten teacher mixed with the demeanor of luxe spa technician. She’s all soothing and light, which is exactly what you need when you’re going into a strange-​ass experience (no pun intended).
**It’s gonna get graphic from here so proceed at your own risk**
Melissa does a great job of explaining how the process works and reassuring you that all the equipment is safe and sterile. The moment of truth came when I had to «lower myself» onto the device– which is not as scary as you think. The device is the smaller than the ones I’ve seen on reality TV shows and it only goes in about an inch (my no-​no place is still safe).
The water is 102 degrees and, contrary to my overactive imagination, doesn’t feel like a garden hose. It just feels suddenly warm. The only way I can describe it is it’s like having diarrhea in bed. It’s not bad, it’s just unnatural to expel while laying down.
The viewing tube. It sounds disgusting, but it’s like a cheering section on the downhill ski at the Olympics. It’s letting you know you’re doing things well and that you should keep going. About halfway through the session my tube was clear, so I was beginning to think this was a scam. Melissa came in and massaged my stomach a bit and unleashed a new fury. Again, sounds gross but felt like someone put a gold star on my colon. (Good job, Buddy!)
I love that Melissa didn’t end the session with a hard sell on purchasing more sessions. She even provided me with a recommended list of foods to add to my diet rather than suggesting some unrealistic juice cleanse. Because, seriously, I had cocktails after my session.
I have scheduled more sessions and am actually looking forward to it. Partially because Melissa is so welcoming and partially because I want to see that box of Red Hots I ate in 1983.

When I signed up for my colonic I was originally worried because my only experience with it was watching Johnny Knoxville get one on Jackass. I tried to mentally prepare myself for having a stranger’s arm halfway up my ass. But when I walked in Patty greeted me right away and gave me a few simple forms to fill out. Then I thought, well at least she’s pretty. That might make this better. Or worse? Before I had time to figure out what the better scenario was, I was escorted to a room in the back with a giant machine shaped like a recliner. She explained to me that I was just going to sit in the chair and ease the tiny plastic tube in myself. We went over the instructions and she turned on the machine and let me rest. She periodically checked in on me to see how I was doing. It was painless and relaxing. I felt 1000 times better when I left.
Patty is a pro who’s been doing this for over 8 years. She’s licensed and very accommodating. The best part is that they refer to poop as «results.» Had I not been full of water, I would have laughed my ass off.
If you want to feel great and lose weight, do this. My second appointment is next week.