Target Stores

Better than the craphole Wal-​Mart down the street. Cleaner than some of the other Target’s i’ve been to over the years. Decently stocked shelves. It’s laid out really weird compaired to other Target’s i’ve been too.

Target carries different products in their different locations to fit with the locale.

I love you, Target. I love you with the intensity of a billion naked suns engaging in a sweltering celestial orgy.
That being said, Target is a lot like sex in the sense that even when it’s bad, it’s good. This particular location isn’t dropping any panties but it’s still clean, well-​stocked, bright and magnetic to pleasant clientele.
For an area like WSP that seems to chronically attract the opposite, that’s damned near miraculous.
Ever since the Rainbow next door decided to ditch us all and leave us with shitty ass Cub, I’ve been doing a lot more grocery shopping at this location. Apart from lacking a few specialty items (harissa, tahini, sesame oil… etc), they’ve got a good selection at prices way lower than their competitors.
Let’s just do a quick breakdown of their store brands, shall we?
— Simply Balanced: Organic, delicious and cheap. Eat ALL the things.
— Market Pantry: Fina-​fucking-​ly. A ‘generic’ that’s usually better than its name brand counterparts.
— Archer Farms: Again… usually better, although in some cases, curiously more expensive than name brands.
However, most importantly, I don’t feel like a despondent hobo dumpster diving indoors when I plop one of these into my cart. I mean, I’m a bargain sniffer, but the Everyday Essentials bullshit from Cub just looks like government rations, doesn’t it?
«Sorry about the plague. Here’s your husk-​filled can of grey foot corns with an intentionally unattractive label.»
And who the fuck ever felt good about a Great Value item? HELL NAW.
Target also always has really good sales going on peppered throughout their individual departments. It’s always a good idea to hit up the clothes a couple weeks before a major season change to snag stuff for up to 80% off.
They donate their unsold/​mildly damaged merchandise to Goodwill; that’s a lot more than that shifty yellow smiley fuckwit manages to do.
Anyway, my love for Target aside, this is the best run place in WSP.

This is where i do all of my grocery shopping and get the things i need for day to day.
They send me mailers for $ 5 off a $ 30 grocery bill and they have a great deal on lunch meat: Buy a pound and a half of meat and you get a half pound of cheese for free. I save $ 10 on most of my trips out here and keep coming back.
Very clean and efficient store.

A friend of mine said I was too harsh in one of my reviews that I slapped a one star on and my use of adjectives seemed to offend him a little. I had to hear about it for the rest of the day. Friend, if you’re reading this. This one’s for you.
Target is like a bright happy ray of sunshine in my cup is always full in a field of daisies existence. They have almost everything; from stuff to powder my nose, rosy up my cheeks, perk up the girls, suck in my thighs and clean my hiney all while eating granola bars and petting unicorns. I smile as I walk through to over-​priced produce sections and smell freshish breads coming from the bakery. If I wasn’t on such a daintily strict diet of water and lemons, I would dare to look at the dessert cakes… But I mustn’t tempt myself. I’m a lady, after all. Loves!
Okay, that’s all I can muster up. It’s never taken me that long to write a paragraph before. It’s hard being a lady!
There are a few things I absolutely love about Target. The first (and probably the most popular) being that it’s not a goddamn Wal*Mart.
Win.
The second is their selection of «all natural» foods, be it boxed snacks or sodas. I’m too cheap to be fully organic but I like to trick myself and pretend «all natural» actually means something. Me=satisfied with lying to myself.
Win.
The clothes is kind of iffy but every now and again I find a nice shirt or those badass space cat leggings. The trends that Target pushes in the women’s sections is ridiculous because it looks like the 1990’s is trying to claw it’s way out of it’s god forsaken grave. Meanwhile, the men’s section is basically the same all year ’round. Women who impulse buy drive the economy, ya know.
The fitting rooms are the bane of my existence. I don’t know if it’s the lighting or my oddly disproportionate lumpy body that casts horrifying shadows on the wall (like those dead trees at night time when you’re a little kid and you’re so terrified of it grabbing you that you pee all over your friend’s bed. *cricket, cricket*…)
I’d rather drag my face against broken glass and jagged concrete than try something on in there. If you’re ever feeling good about yourself and really need to be slapped back into the sad reality that you’re not as good looking as you thought you were, then come to Target and try on a swim suit. They leave nooses in the back if you need one.
The furniture sections is not bad if you’re looking for a cheap semi-​temporary piece but the quality is reflected in the price. The visual appeal on the other hand probably makes it the best deal if you want something trendy that won’t put you in debt.
The staff are always working instead of clogging up the aisles talking like the cool kids in high school. Actually, they weren’t cool. They were assholes.
There’s really nothing extremely fascinating about Target and it’s probably really a 3 star establishment but that extra star… yeah, that’s because it’s not a fucking Wal*Mart.

This is probably my favorite target store in the TC. It is in fact a super target and it really is far bigger than the average store.
It has a nice, large selection of groceries to choose from which appear to be fairly fresh. Towards the back is clothes and household items. There’s a fairly usual selection of target products here but it is all done in a good way which makes you want to shop here. I found the customer service to be friendly and personable which really really influences my opinion on a place.

A place to get whatever you want… or don’t want without having to go to more than one store.

Fast location, awesome and helpful members! Love this target and will continue to shop here.

It isn’t the best Target in terms of service, but that is mainly due to the traffic that runs through this location. It is really a busy location and if you can get past that it is a good Target. It has everything that you need with groceries, Starbucks, and normal Target amenities.

This Target location is just mediocre. The prices really are not that good compared to the other rivals in the area. The service is slow waiting in the checkout lines. Yeah it has everything you need all in one stop-​so that is one good thing if you want to go to only one place.
The produce department is okay at best. Most of the fruits and vegetables look a little on the old side. Prices are not that great either.
I will give them credit for a lot of food and product assortment and bigger isles to shop so you don’t get crowded with other shoppers.
Bottom line… if you are looking for good prices, look elsewhere.

I like Target. While the store is very stale, generic, and corporate, the deals barely make up for it. It’s nice having the full grocery store, in case I need to grab a few things (creamers are cheap!!).
Also, I don’t know if the Target staff is any more attractive vs. the rest, but the ladies look damn good in red.