Dollar Tree

Stuff not quite nice enough to make the discount bins at Walmart.
Bought 100 balloons today and just finished blowing them all up. Why are my lips burning? The thick, foul tasting powder all over the ballons is no doubt killing me as I type.
Don’t get me wrong. I accept the growing cancer as an acceptable side effect of a good deal. Everything is $ 1, got it, but what could a dollar get you these days? How about 25 balloons? You like that deal don’t you? I did. Big mylar balloons are a buck a’piece. I got a six party hats, yes, SIX for a dollar. You will certainly earn the allegiance of 1 and 2 year olds alike with party swag like this.
I saw a variety of food stuffs both room temp. and refigerated. Questions: What’s in a 12¢ hot dog? How is a 12¢ hot dog even possible? Is this a good or a bad thing, or maybe the hot dog exists in a place beyond morality?
A good Dollar Store should be in every ones back pocket for oddball wants. This store is middle or the road for the genre. Big and ugly inside, dingy, sad, with morose employees counting down the minutes until closing time. But when you need cheap crap for a party or maybe dishes to shoot at, this is your place.

This place is so cheap! I like browsing their birthday cards, decorations, and gift wrapping stuff.