Cheetahs

Didn’t the owner got arrested for the kickbacks? I really don’t know the place… but looks like the Feds are looking to shut this place down.

So, after I posted my review, the management at Cheetahs reached out to me offering to make things right. It was a classy gesture, and I do want to point out that the management at Cheetahs has always been cool, so it was never anything against them. One bad apple among the dancers is no reflection on them.
Unfortunately, when it comes to the girls – which, let’s face it, are the whole reason for going to a strip club – not all of them are so classy, and that is what is going to make or break your experience. If dancing at a strip club is to be seen as an honest profession, then the dancers need to behave like professionals. The girl that made me quit this place (read my original review for details) was very transparent in how low an opinion she had of strip club patrons. The worst part is that she was not even a new girl. She had been working at Cheetahs for a long time, so she should have known better. But, on this day, I guess she just decided she was in a bad mood and wasn’t going to play along with the fantasy, even though that’s a dancer’s entire job.
Personally, I don’t want to run the risk of being randomly insulted any time a dancer happens to be having a bad day. But, to be fair to the management, I will say that all of the club staff (i.e. the non-​dancer people working at Cheetahs) are awesome, including all of the waitresses, the cashiers, and the bouncers. And most of the girls ARE professionals on most days.
I’ll name one specific dancer, Melinda, who is ¹⁰⁄₁₀ gorgeous and also a consummate professional. She is incredibly sweet, never pushy. Even though her body is out-​of-​this-​world, she’s also very «real» and honest. For example, she will never try to deceive you on the song count in the VIP room. In my opinion, she sets the standard for how a dancer should operate. I think she’s also one of the most popular girls among customers, so obviously doing things the right way pays off for her.
Final words: Melinda by herself is worth 5 stars, so I’ll average that out with my previous score and make it 3 stars for Cheetahs. My recommendation is, if you want a good strip club experience, go to Cheetahs and ask for Melinda by name. If she’s not available, stay by the bar area until you see a girl that catches your eye, then let the bartender or the cashier know that you’re interested in that girl. Do NOT sit at the rail or the couches and expect to be able to enjoy the visuals, or else random girls will approach you, and not all of them are going to be nice.

Came in from out of town and was not impressed. They don’t serve alcohol here. It’s a all nude but didn’t see any women getting nude. In Vip the women couldn’t can’t get topless. The worst thing was out of 20 to 25 women working not one approached my girlfriend and I to talk. The club was empty and the girls were standing around. Are these dancers working on a salary? This was pathetic. There were a couple of attractive women here but apparently they like leaving work empty handed. I was more than willing to spend lots of money here but don’t waste your time. Over all experience with several gentlemans clubs in San Diego was terrible. Pacers was just as bad.

This place is terrible. The girls there only want you to give them 100 dollars for vip. Only to offer u 350 for icebox as they call it. Total prostitution going on up in there. Not all the girls. One of the girls only did what was expected. I ran into 3 that were. She asked for 4 grand for her and 2 of my friends smh. This place should be out of business. Some girls are clueless to what’s going on. Or maybe not.

Best strip club in San Diego… some nice girls and some horrid ones… the latter are usually annoying and the very pretty ones are usually bit hey…

New management, new review. As I had a bad experience here before many years ago with strippers that was trying to cheat me, it has been a lot better. Me and my buddy last week spent thousands on a bachelor party here, hands down, the best club in san diego.

Didn’t like the place. I’ve been to a few clubs in Vegas, and the «service» is much much better there than here in San Diego.
You can’t even have a beer while watching a show? That’s ridiculous.
Won’t come back.

The place is not worth going back. I was not impressed. Way too much $$$ for the service you get.

I’ve checked out a few clubs in the past few months and this is one of my top favorites. The first time I came here, my friends and I were impressed with the cute girls and hookah lounge. Not so impressed that we had to go next door for a drink, but a couple of the girls recognized us (from being in the club earlier) and we went back to get dances from them. Our favorites were Aiden and Quinn (Harley Quinn for the nerds). They definitely put on fun pole dances and gave us lots of attention. It’s fun to be a girl ;)
BTW– You should always tip these girls! I’m reminded of that movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, when one of the characters says, «I bet you think strippers like you too.» They’re just trying to entertain us.

Cheetahs is the best strip club in san diego. Great service. Best girls. Upscale atmosphere with a chill vibe.
Great Lap Dances and VIP area.
All the girls are pretty hot and not all blown out like some of the other clubs in S.D.

This is the worst club in San Diego. If you don’t get a dance from one of the girls they start to insult you because they are mad. Try pure platinum instead. They have the worst and most rude woman at any club that I have been to.

10 dollar dance same as 100 only 10 min longer, then was Hustled saying we finished a song when I told her to stop and wouldn’t stop until I gave her 20.
Dancing on stage was good but two back room experiences that were bad with two people.

They’ve got some beautiful girls. My gf and I enjoyed our visit. It does get very busy on the weekend though, it can be kind of a clusterfuck. If we go back we may try on a Thursday and see if it’s less busy.

Feb 2015
I go to clubs all the time usually drop 2 notes np. So don’t really give a monkeyballs about the entrance or 2 drink min or dollar tips (if you knew how much rent was say $ 30k month you’d charge someplace too). I usually go to clubs for the «Entertainment value». My first… I’ll repeat FIRST visit to Cheetahs (ok I lied… I did visit 4 years prior on a weeknight and found it dead and boring so walked out. about 6 girls and 5 customers)…I spied an attractive dancer and gave her the «eye» (to let her know I might be interested). Her friend/​boyfriend came up and sat at the rail and she proceed to ignore me and another guy in lieu of her «friend». This was the backstage 2ND Stage behind the bar and she proceed to to «attempt» to learn/​do the pole tricks. When she saw me looking (yes I had 2 notes ready to spend) she yelled «IF YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING STARE YOU MIGHT AS WELL TIP???» wow really???
I stood up walked over to her and said «GOOD LUCK». (I might have said some choice 4 letter words too) tHEN went over to the bar told the bartender and the Manager and the Manager said he’d talk to her. A sidenote: Been back several times and have never seen the BEEEAAATCH??? (Wonder why???)
Cheetahs is good for «Entertainment value» Nothing more, nothing less.
I like more ROI on my «hard earned» money so I’ve never been to the backroom.
There are a lot of beautiful women and a lot of sloths… usually 15:1 BUT LOTS OF «IM A PRIMADONNA WORSHIP THE GROUND I WALK ON» Attitude???
Lots of «Thirsty women» yup… I never buy drinks for girls.
The Steak n fries isn’t bad (you already paid entrance)!!!
San Diego Clubs have been «Politicized/​Castrated» and so the Girls use the line «You Can’t touch me… ONLY IN THE BACK» I say you wanna be a dancer work in Vegas… you want tips and wanna strip then touching is par for the game.
TIPS: When I get a haircut I tip like this: Tits on back $ 2; Elbow in crotch $ 5, Tits in face
$ 10 SAME WITH STRIP CLUBS… NO TOUCHIE NO TIPPIE!!!
Thanks for reading have a great time!!! Always go into strip clubs with only $ 40…
Ps. I don’t pay people to be nice to me. They should do that b/​c they want to.
Pay your rent and car note before you go in there. If you want to pay some «Posers» rent and car note (For being nice/​fake to you) go right ahead!!!
Just remember: Used Car Salesmen and Strippers live by the same rules!!!
Note: I’ve been to Cheetahs over 15 times and have not met one person there that was «Not Fake»!! really!!!

The girls are okay looking, very diversed. I hate that you can’t sit down for 5 minutes to watch the girls pole dance without having other girls come sit on your lap begging to take you to the back. If I want a private dance I’ll go find a girl. GIRLS ARE VERY THIRSTY!!!

Great club, great atmosphere and great woman. Kinda bummed they don’t serve alcohol, but what covers that is that they will let you go next door bar get drinks and come back. I usually don’t go to strip clubs but I had an amazing experience and if I end up going again cheetahs will be on my list.

This is the number one strip club in San Diego, I hate the fact that SDPD is trying very hard to close it. It will not be the last if they close Cheetahs, which club will be next. There are only 2 topless clubs in San Diego, now with liquor. Because there liquor license were taken, Its seem the city is trying close all adult entertainment business that aren’t downtown. Lets find a way to keep this club open. Let’s stand up for adults who love hanging out at Cheetahs

I went to Cheetah’s while I was vacationing in California from Portland, Oregon, where I am an exotic dancer. I have pretty high standards for strip clubs, and Cheetah’s didn’t really meet them. It wasn’t bad! The interior of the club is well kept, and well designed. The bartenders are friendly. But the girls that worked there were all very entitled. I have never experienced girls walking around, begging for tips after a stage set. Where I’m from, customers sitting at the stage tip you, and if they don’t, you better put on a better show next time around. I felt obligated to tip the girls that I wasn’t at all attracted to, just because of their pouty faces. I like to have a fun time hanging out with some lovely ladies, giving my money to the ones I choose. Cheetah’s is more of the typical club in the movies, where the lonely, heartbroken men go to satisfy their heartache with a couple of equally lonely women looking to make some cash for their next fix. Just not for me.

I don’t know what everybody else’s deal is but those are some bomb ass chicks and who gives a shit about the seating! Only a few things I would have liked is if the girls would have been topless for the cheaper dances or at least grinded on you a little more and that more girls would have done the cheaper dances. ;P

Best strip club in San Diego! Freckles was absolutely amazing and totally made my night special. Pay her a visit and you’ll be glad you did!