Alex H’s Check-In Likes Are A Bit Creepy

Alex doesn’t like my checkins. How rude! Awful service. Long wait time. I want my money back!

this is an interesting enough building even if you will never get to the 12 th floor but as far as this business listing:
Have you or someone you are with ever had the awful experience of being accosted for supposedly going into the «wrong» bathroom?
Does this happen almost every time you try to use a public restroom?
At the temple of Alex H’s Check-​In Likes Are A Bit Creepy this will almost certainly happen to you. Not the most welcoming of religious organizations, it’s impossible to come in for a quick foot washing and blessing, but make no mistake the people that worship here are fanatically devoted to their temple even if they try to exclude almost everyone from participating.
Saying things like «This was a dumb thing to do» will certainly draw their wrath.
As for Alex H? Yeah he’s not creepy at all. I mean how many borderline types have their own Unilocal page full of test reviews?

I don’t even know Alex H. but hey I am all for people liking other people’s check ins. So keep up good work Alex H.
This is a real reason review for a real place.
Official Unilocal Review.

Does anyone really even go here anymore? I love finding these seemingly rogue test establishments. They all seem to have a trail of some sort to the «test bots» that, from time to time, leave troll spam on Talk. Take a look around and see for yourself how entertaining this can be. Be sure to read the other reviews!!!

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The perfect 4 star level of being a bit creepy. Not too much, not too little, just perfect 4 star level. Not 5 star level though.

I always appreciate when my check in for Safeway gets a like. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that Alex really cares and enjoys my grocery shopping.
5 stars, keep the likes coming.

I Am A Disciple In The Church Of «Alex H»
SITREP
If one bothers to note, «Alex H’s Check-​In Likes Are A Bit Creepy» is indeed categorized under «Religious Organizations.»
In this Church, I am the head choral master, and my own many «check-​ins» should be music to Alex’s ears as I keep the faith.
THE SETUP
One could also say that Alex is the Jesus to my Judas, because in the end, I WILL betray him to the powers that be — anyone who engages in so much virtual stalking needs someone to look over his shoulder, and so perhaps the Unilocalharisees will want to keep tabs on him.
And I count myself lucky that I have been able to at least «check-​in» on his business profile at least once. [I will try to do more as I’m able.]
THE LOWDOWN
In the end, I can’t help but applaud someone more creepy & OCD than me!

Fortunately, I have not experienced the creepiness of Alex’s check-​in stalking. I do however need a review on prod for testing purposes. I’ll give Alex 5 stars just to make him feel better about being a creep.

What is wrong with all of you haters? Alex H’s check-​in likes are AWESOME, and make me feel like a better, more validated human beings.
He has inspired me to love my fellow Unilocalers and spend way more time in the Unilocal App, like’ing his (and all of you other jerks) check-​ins, reviews, and photos even more.
WHERE IS THE LOVE?

I have NO idea what this is, but I like it. A lot. There should be a lot more reviews for this. Bring it.

This is a real review for the business that this review is for and certainly not a fake review for the business that this review is for or a fake review for the business this isn’t for because that would certainly be a strange thing to do; writing a fake review for a business that the review isn’t meant for.

This is a review which I’m posting of a business because I need to test editing reviews and in order to do that I need a review that I wrote recently. I always seem to forget just how long it takes to get to this character limit.

I’m torn between being flattered that Alex H likes my checkins and utterly creeped out. Why does he like my checkins?!

I can’t believe I waited so long to review Alex H’s Check-​In Likes Are A Bit Creepy. Now, I must admit that I haven’t gotten too many of Alex H’s Check-​In Likes, but he did once comment on my Check-​In of Trou Normand that he, and I quote, «DGAF» which is nice, because I also Don’t Gloat About Fridays. That’s rude.
Don’t trust the health score rating. Order the gelato.
Obligatory Title Pun: What’s not to LIKE? Apparently nothing.
Menu Readability: He’s a person, not a menu.
Need to mention: Friend this man at your own peril.
What this place teaches me about myself: Don’t fear the creeper.

Before I knew that Alex liked EVERY check in, I kind of thought, «wow, Alex is so considerate! He wants to be my friend!» Then I wised up and realized– not only am I not special, neither are any of you. Although I do appreciate the consistency of his efforts, I personally prefer a more meaningful check in like. It’s not always about the numbers. Sometimes it’s about making a real connection.
Alex’s actions are controversial, but I hope there’s a kindness behind the madness. For now, 3 stars.

Those eyes. They follow me, they haunt me. Alex H is everywhere in my check-​in feed. And yours.
But we love him anyway.