Huck Gee

Hello My Name Is…
Hello I am Insane…
Huck G. is dope!

Ladies, you should all want to date Huck Gee.
Huck will meet you by the bathrooms in Justin Herman Plaza for the pillow fight. He will toast you with a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. He will hold your handbag while you pummel elderly people, children and your hapless friends mercilessly. He will try and fight dirty by sweeping your legs out from underneath you. He will fail at the latter attempt.
He will take you to dinner at Chevy’s for Valentine’s Day. He will buy you two grande margaritas on the rocks and talk to you for hours. Then he will take you back to his place to watch an endearing indie movie in Farsi about children that makes you melt. And he will give you his last Sparks even though they no longer make them and he’s been stockpiling.
Yes ladies, I AM Sparks-​worthy.
Then he will drive you home to El Cerrito and walk your dog in gale force winds with you. Then he will kiss you on the cheek and drive himself home.
You should all want to date Huck Gee.
BUT YOU CAN’T!!!
He’s mine. Yes, I already have a boyfriend but I’m keeping Huck Gee as my «reserve».
Because I am a horrible, horrible friend who cannot see beyond my own happiness.
But Huck Gee really IS a nice guy.
I still won’t let you date him though.

Huck is a bad ass! Period. With his «Hello my name is…» Dunny already admitted to the permanent collection at the MoMa and slew of others under his belt, he is an international sensation!