Cute, real cute. You studied your mustaches. You researched varieties of plaid. Blindfolded Peeb vs Tecate test. Passed. No one recognizes your playlist. Only 1 gear left on your bicycle. And now you think you’re hot. But guess what. Nope. You don’t have a lemon tree. They’re like the new Akz-Groty.* Get with the program: Plant one, spot one. Me? I spotted one. Before spotting them was cool. *Akzidenz-Grotesk. #sighroll** **#sigh x #eyeroll :a*** ***#ibitemythumbbutnotatyou