MUNI – 91 Owl

The GPS doesn’t work so I have to wait at least 15 minutes most mornings. There are always a few random homeless sleeping in strange positions that have pissed themselves and then there is the guy with the cans, I dare not speak of the can man.
Why does muni suck so bad?

You and I… We have this love hate relationship… Why, you ask me? Well, it’s hard for me to put it into words that you will understand. Words that won’t piss you off… Promise not to get angry? Okay, here goes nothing…
YOU BLOW!!! Like Veronica blowing 37 guys. Not in a row but still, 37 guys. The anger that Dante conveyed upon hearing she had blown that many guys is the anger I feel from waiting for what seems like an eternity at the bus stop! It sucks that I work all the way on Bay St. in the Fisherman’s Wharf area… And late night shifts get me all worked up because of the simple fact that I HATE WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP!!! It takes you an hour to show!!! What the hell??? You’re lucky that there are a couple of bars here where I can get a couple of drinks to calm me down… Sometimes you’re on time. But most of the time, you’re late!!!
But I gave you 3 stars. Because when you DO decide to show up, you get me back to the Sunset on the corner of 19^th. and Taraval super fast. The main advantage of working late is hardly anyone is on the bus that late at night and the bus almost never stops. Flying through stops like a bat out of hell. If you’re unlucky and was sitting down, the bus will zoom right past you without even looking back. That’s why you should never sit down when waiting for a bus. Stand up and be seen. Getting me close to home is a good thing in anyones book and I greatly appreciate it. But you still piss me off from time to time.
There, I feel somewhat better. You’re not the only one that knows how to get me all riled up. Your other brothers will get an earful from me very shortly. You’ve been warned!!!