—– BEGINSCENARIO —– Nance: Hi, can I get a Pink Dreams please? Manager: Sure… How much do you smoke? Nance: Ummm, not that much, I’m really casual… Manager: Oh, that’s too bad, I’m hoping I’d see you more often in here because I think you are soOoo beautiful… soOoo gorgeous! Nance: Oh thanks, I’m flattered! *giggles* — Register total: $ 6.50 — Nance: *hands over debit card* Manager: Oh sorry, the minimum is $ 10.00. Nance: Crap… Okay, I’ll take another Pink Dreams. Manager: NoOOoooOooo… Now I have to wait even longer to see you again! Nance: *giggle some more* Manager: Do you want an ashtray? Nance: Is it free? Manager: For you, of course! Nance: Aww, thank you! I’ll try to come back whenever I can! —– ENDSCENARIO —– Yes, it pays off the be a girl… I was so happy ’cause I scored a free ashtray! I pulled it out of my bag to see what it looks like and… It’s a West Coast Choppers ashtray?! Pink cigarettes + WC Choppers ashtray = not Nance’s mix. But what can I say, he was trying to be sweet. So… who wants my lovely, chromed out West Coast Choppers ashtray? Five stars for making me feel absolutely fabulouso.