Nirvana Acupuncture Health Center

This place was incredibly strange. I stumbled in here b/​c I had 30 minutes to kill before going to a nearby restaurant. I wish I had checked Unilocal first. First of all, how is it that there are no reviews since 2010? Second, they have a menu of services — acupuncture and acupressure — but none were available, only standard massage. There was a big steel sign in the massage room explaining that no sexual services were available. Good, I didn’t come to an acupuncture and acupressure place even thinking about sexual services. Shocking, but I thought they’d offer acupuncture and acupressure. The massage itself was deep and strong but not very mindful and generally just ok. There was a very strange smell, I’m not sure exactly where it was coming from. When the massage was nearly done, the massage person touched my penis and asked me if I wanted that massaged too. I strongly said «NO» — I’ve never done anything like that nor did I have a desire to start. The experience of having a massage practitioner offer to massage my penis about 14 inches away from a huge steel sign saying they offer no sexual services was bizarre. When I was done, the door was locked (maybe they were closing?) and the massage person stood with me in front of the locked door asking for a tip. I pulled out my wallet and gave her one, then she unlocked the door and let me out. Definitely won’t be going back to this place.

I am so excited that the Giants finally made it after 56 years! Even though I was on the bench the whole time, I am totalling worn out after the game. Anxiety has been eating me big time!!! While everybody was drinking and celebrating, I changed my course and headed towards the health centre looking for a nice massage. I believe I deserve it!!!
Walked into Nirvana without an appointment. It should be Ok cause I“ve never had any bad experience with any provider in this place within the last 3 years. Coco was available. Lucky me, another run! Since I didn’t plan for any massage today so I did not have my Craigslist coupon with me, but WTF, it’s only $ 5! The Giants won, and that’s all matter…
This place is clean and spacious, highly recommended. As usual, I was renewed after the great massage. Nirvana, see you next time!