The Meanie Mafia

Nice you Caslopis Faces!
So, which one or bunch of you flagged my review of Long Beach Pride Festival and, had Unilocal HQ remove it?!
Oh yeah I can think of quite a few of you.
What’s the matter, did I step on your gown with my truth Betty Page pumps?
I WAS THERE SO GET OVER IT!
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JUN 14, 2011 | 10:09AM PDT
Hi Michael,
We wanted to let you know that we’ve removed your review of Long Beach Pride Festival. Your review was flagged by the Unilocal community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our Content Guidelines (
) because it is not relevant to a consumer experience.
We hope you will continue to participate on Unilocal while keeping our Content Guidelines in mind.
Regards,
Tobias
Unilocal User Support
San Francisco, California
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A good friend of mine (straight) here on Unilocal summed it up best:
«You just pissed off some over-​sensitive, under-​30, GAY crusader and they cried to their Unilocal Mommies who skimmed it without realizing you were were a MWSWM.»
«It wasn’t relevant to your consumer experience with me and have it removed] and thought „Oh no! A homophobic anti-​pride rant! Remove it at once!“ Whatever. That’s why you should have your own blog.»
Well guess what I WAS there and went to all that I reviewed, (how can you review something if you didn’t experience it?)
Many do on Unilocal but NOT me!
So, it WAS a consumer experiance; I mean really, what I reviewed could have only been known by some one who attended and, my persective of the event was how I felt.
I’ve sent a response to Unilocal HQ and asked (diplomatically of course) that it be returned to my reviews.
So, don’t be suprised to see it back and, I’ll attend next year and post another one too!
Oh one more thing, not all of your Fans are your Fans because they like your reviews or you!

Bully action from bullies never lasted in school since too many students lifted weights, trained or had too much fighting experience.
We had an elem school kid who skipped a few grades, thin, glass, genius in our middle school. Some gang-​members and non-​gang-​members let it be known to others, do not pick on this kid, well, I do believe that kid made it ok.
Ignoring «Internet Tough Person» comments aimed at getting under a persons skin is the thing to do. The other option is to consume so much Time and Energy of this precious but too short life.
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Side Note:
Sadly, we poor Americans are financially bullied by corporations & politics, I wish that genius kid would rescue me.

LOL!

I get to be red.

I feel as if this was all a dream. With that said, I may or may not be making all of this up.
The «Meanie Mafia» were the modern day «bullies» of Unilocal Talk. I am grateful that I crossed paths with this group of unattractive, socially awkward misfits. Without them, my Unilocal Talk persona and my threads would have never reached modern day legend status.
This rag tag super villain squad consisted of memorable characters such as the premature balding «Emaciated Praying Mantis,» the chubby and extra skeevy «Chief Simp,» the rail thin chubby chasing «Chupacabras,» the super elite «The Nose,» the cherubic faced and troll like «Shape Shifter,» the untrustworthy and very loose lipped «Jewel Hoarder,» the mentally unstable and racially confused «Nebulous Nitwit,» and whole slew of other unlikable villains.
They all banded together in distant far off lands and plotted to hurt innocent people by pretending to be friends in person, creating troll accounts, viciously gossiping, and revealing private information in public forums. This was utterly reprehensible and I genuinely feel bad for the innocent people hurt by them, even though they always looked at me as the «bad guy.» Maybe the innocent will learn from this.
Fortunately, I came out of this relatively unscathed. But since I don’t take this Unilocal thing that seriously and have very limited interaction with Unilocalers in public settings, the «Meanie Mafia» grew desperate to find personal info about me and even tried start untrue rumors about me. This was laughable. They also tried their best to «gang flag» me in order to put me on a Unilocal Talk Timeout, Yitmo, or the dreaded PermaBan. Unfortunately for them, they failed miserably. And this only fueled their passion for me even more. Sometimes, I wonder if they have posters of me hung up in their rooms?
I’ll never truly understand why someone like me was so important to their nefarious plans. Maybe some of them, especially the so called men, wished they could be more like me. They envisioned a world where they too could be blessed with great hair and be charming, creative, and full of swagger. Or maybe some of them had ill advised crushes on me.
Regardless of their reasons for showing me so much attention and pretty much following my every move, they could not get enough of me. And thanks in large part to their constant abuse and gang flagging tactics, it made me that much more creative. And essentially, that much more unstoppable since nothing, of consequence, ever happened to me. Ironically, they all received the PermaBan and are no longer allowed to participate on Talk.
Congratulations, losers. Goodbye and good riddance.

The Meanie Mafia. Bullies. There were bullies in kindergarten, there are bullies today. The «Meanie Mafia» is a nickname given to Unilocal bullies. Mean people, if you are reading this, please, do not be offended. This is not just about you, but bullies in general. This review is based on firsthand experience.
133 million «real people» with «real reviews»
Would not be a «real» place without a bully or two.
They are NOT the majority. *Especially not on Unilocal,where generosity rules.
–Where ordinary/​extraordinary people help people like me and you.
Find the best restaurants, businesses and advice.
–Where «real friendships» are made. Between regular people like you and I.
Nonviolence. Is the stand that has my eternal activism.
The stepfather that taught me this invaluable lesson is in prison.
Where bullies like him belong. –Goodbye. Good luck. And.
–Good riddance.
Bullies target people who see the glass half full.
People, who write a LOT of five star reviews.
If you allow words to effect you. Then. You are not jaded.
You are probably doing something right, if by bullies, you are hated.
Bullies threaten and harm people people with hate, hurt & violence.
Their actions are malice. Deceit. Malevolence.
Bullies come to each others’ defense.
Like criminal defense lawyers, void of empathy and ethics.
Bullies thrive on fraud, censorship, and lies.
Because the truth holds bullies in a most damning light.
Rather than «do the right thing» They want to «be right».
But. I’d rather focus on the people that the Meanie Mafia dislikes.
I
LOVE
you
guys.
YOU.
See the glass as half full.
YOU.
Write a lot of five stars reviews.
YOU
tell us the whole story. –Nothing but the TRUTH.
YOU.
Are the ones who ALWAYS come through.
YOU. Refuse to hit back. You. Turn the other cheek.
Acquiescent. Guileless. Docile. Meek.
YOU. Give. Instead of use. You. Pick up the check.
YOU.
Are always there for your friends.
YOUR. Moral compass is pointed in the right direction.
Your actions are driven by empathy and compassion.
YOU. Focus on the positive things in life.
The road that you take? Is the one that is high.
Compliments instead of criticisms, You DO instead of say.
Good things.
Good deeds.
Don’t you dare. Ever. Change.
To the bullies in my life, I forgive you.
Even though you never asked me to.
To forgive: For a fault or an offense, to excuse.
To pardon. To renounce anger or resentment, no matter how due.
Forgiveness is a lot like love.
It is.
Bulletproof.
.

My God, your level of patheticness really knows no bounds does it?
Ya’ll supposedly «left» Unilocal a month ago, but you didn’t exactly «leave», did you? Nope, still lurking in the shadows. Flag away all you want, it won’t change the facts. The cat is out of the bag, and that fat, smelly, bitchy, anti-​social, insincere cat ain’t going back until you stop feeding it. Stepping away from the computer would be a good start, but we all know that ain’t gonna happen anytime soon.
Anyhoo, good luck with your life, and also… Thank You. No matter how bad a day I’ve had or how high my self-​doubt, I can always be thankful I’m not you.

Bad, bad people! No compliment for you!

read my profile picture, you sorry-​ass losers.

C’mon people, it’s Unilocal.Lighten up a bit. If you want to become a professional «hater», I’m sure the Raider Nation has a seat for you in the Black Hole at the Coliseum…

Touché!
At least if you are going to be mean, obnoxious and juvenile, own it, don’t hide behind a fake name or persona!

At least when I was in high school, we could take it to the streets if need be.
While y’all are an undoubtedly pathetic bunch, my spitunia ass thanks you for the laughs. And plus I’m flattered that you needed to go out of your way to try and get info on me and my friends to perpetuate this congregation of morons.
Good luck in your sad lives! I’ll be sure to keep doing what I do best: spitting.

What is the Meanie Mafia?

I had heard of this term but did not know what it was until I saw with my own eyes. It’s a bunch of grown ups talking like 6^th graders ridiculing and saying mean things about others on the internet. They think they are clever too, sometimes disguising themselves under fake names or «convening» in some of the most unpopulated parts of the world hoping they would go unnoticed.
They are not unlike the real life bullies in that generally four types of people will participate.
1) People who lack a real sense of security or self esteem who have learned to use whatever power they have to manipulate others.
2) People who have low self esteem who feel better about themselves by putting others down.
3) People who like to shake the house just to get a kick out of it. They are also manipulators.
4) People who are willing to go along by agreeing with what is being said and seeking validation by trying to be the meanest one.
But unlike the real mafia, they lack structure, organization, and real power. They are a house of cards, people who haven’t been able to grow out of their awkward pre-​pubescent/​adolescent stage of development.
No one is perfect. Everyone can say something really mean about others, whether it’s their friends or people they hardly know. But most people learn to know when not to say it for reasons each learns on his/​her own.

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young meanie mafia rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens, plus a few turkeys. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried. Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens and turkeys again, but he’s also doing the ducks and even the cattle. This goes on for days and no farm animal (including the stray cats) escape his Unilocal «affections».
Finally, one day the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: «You deserved it, you horny bastard!» The young rooster then opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, «Shhhh!, they’re about to land…»
And the the Moral of this story is…