Totes

They make excellent carry-​ons. Like, totally!

totes, fuck yeah.
*winks at Mike D*

I’m only reviewing totes because Jillian did, and I am stalking her on the internet. Also off the internet. Side note: I’ve been saying totes since 2006, I am always cool before cool is cool, mmmkay bitches? And I’m like 90% sure my friend Katie invented it, or maybe it was her gay bff nick. Wait no he invented gaybies to talk about gay babies. Either way, two stars.
UPDATE:
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Jillian M. made out with a hot dog.

ZOMG! I love intensifiers, and the newest, most hip, fashionable and hellza awesome intensifier is TOTES!
I totes use TOTES all the time, because it is hella rad and so cool and flexible and powerful. Totes is kind of a contraction of the old and outdated «Totally», which, like, totes dates back to the days of Moon Unit Zappa and the Valley Girls. Like, totes gag me with a spoon! So old. Totes gro!
So, like, get with the program people, and totes use totes as your go to intensifier!