USP Parking

I think their official address is 115 First St., but they are located between 1^st and 2^nd, between Mission and Natoma. There are several outdoor lots, and several levels indoors. They are all run by the same people: USP.
The reason why I know their address is because I spent the morning filling out a damage claim form. I am confident that I will not see a single cent from these crooks. One of the employees («their insurance guy») spent 10 minutes talking about how the damage to my car, a giant dent on the hood which is going to cost me $ 3200 to repair, could not possibly have occurred in their garage, because it was too high and any damage should have been on my bumper. This, based on his «15 years of experience in the business.» All while we were standing next to a Jeep. Whose rear bumper extended out far enough, and was set high enough, to cause exactly the kind of damage that was on my car.
Cocksuckers.
Why can’t we award negative stars?

park your own car and leave the keys
park your own car and take your keys
we will park your car and give you your keys
we will park your car and not give you your keys
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, or at least don’t make me try to read it. And when you tell me what you would prefer on any particular day, please be nice about it. It sucks enough you charge $ 14 for the day, but to scold me on top of it… Nah, I think I’ll go across the street to the nice guys (who only charge $ 12).