Yelpers

Guaranteed LOLz and a comradery that will last forever.
Way better than those losers over on Craigslist.

Unilocal Nation – 5 stars! No doubt!
Don’t see any reason to give less than 5 stars to Unilocal and Unilocalers because you guys are AWESOME and AMAZING!
I HELLA LOVE YOU ALL!

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*watch video for the visual effect.
This is the Unilocaler! Watch it run in slow motion.
It’s pretty bad ass. Look it runs all over the place.
Woah! Watch out says that bird.
Oh, it’s chasing a jackal.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, Unilocalers are justs crazy.
Unilocalers have been referred to as one of the strangest creatures on the internet. In all of the interwebz.
They really don’t give a shit.
If it’s hungry, its hungry.
Ewww!!! What’s that in it s mouth?
Oh! It got a cobra.
Oh! It runs backwards.
Now watch this.
Look!
A snake is up in a tree.
The Unilocaler don’t care. The Unilocaler don’t give a shit.
Just takes what it wants. Whenever it’s hungry… it,
Ewww!!!
and it eats whatever.
Oh my god!
Unilocalers really are pretty bad ass. They have no regard for any other Unilocalers, whatsoever.
Look! and the Unilocaler is just grunting.
And ewww!!!
And eating snakes,
Ewww!!!
What’s that a mouse?
Oh that’s nasty! Oh their so nasty.
Oh, look, it’s chasing things and eating them.
Here is a house full of bees.
You think the Unilocaler cares?
It doesn’t give a shit.
It goes right into the house of bees to get some larvae.
How disgusting is that?
It eats larvae.
Ewww, that’s so nasty.
But look, the Unilocaler doesn’t care.
It’s getting stung like a thousand times.
It doesn’t give a shit.
It’s just… It’s hungry, it doesn’t care about being stung by bees.
Nothing can stop the Unilocaler when it is hungry
Oh, what a crazy fuck!
The Unilocaler.

they’re a disgrace to the mentally challenged. a bunch of re-re’s. smh

We are all pretty terrible. To think people should trust our opinions is crazy.
The Elites are the WORST offenders. You have to apply to be Elite, so you have to want the status. Get what I’m saying?
Then I hear stories of how elites will use status to put business owners over a barrell, when it was un founded.
Personally I don’t hang with them and don’t want to be within 50 feet of one.
So I avoid places like Burma super star, Dotties, the Mission, the Marina, and other places where self-​important do nothings breed
my business tip question for Unilocalers was «Good for kids?» the answer to this is a most resounding NO

Automatic friend zone. The last thing I need is a review of my vagina to show up on the internet.

Dearest Unilocalers.
I have missed you all terribly the last ten days I have been on vacation. {well vacation may be a bit of an exageration but the BF and I did take 10 days off work to wine taste, go to the mountains, check out casinos, etc.} I was forbidden (lol) to do any Unilocaling while I was away. Which only made my heart grow fonder for my favorite Unilocaler friends! I missed you all and can’t wait to catch up on everyones reviews– plus post the reviews I have drafted about all the fun places we went!
Love, Lisa H

Like Couchsurfing but different. Except Unilocalers are usually out for themselves and free stuff, while CS-er’s are trying to give to their community. huge difference.
Met some great people, some not. But all in all, Love em anyways.
P. S.I realize my reviews are getting more and more half assed and shorter.

Unilocal/​YELPERS~ I don’t know how my life would be without you!
you are my number 1 resource for looking up anything! I even found my dentist through Unilocal.
And right now, I am supposed to do my 5-​page paper (well, 4 pages left) that’s due in 10 hours, but no! I am UnilocalING ^O^