Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club

I highly doubt this place will be in business much longer.
Club is TINY. No booze, no bar, no food, nothing but overpriced dances. It isn’t even BYOB, which I might be ok with. The dancers encouraged me to get hammered before showing up, so maybe this is a good place to go sober up at the end of the night? Either that or just chug a 4Loko in the parking lot before you head in, that’s about the only way to do it. Sketchy. DJ cuts songs short to keep the lap dances around 2 minutes long. Even if I had unlimited money to blow at this poor excuse for a club, I wouldn’t do it.

My sweater went missing while we were having a good time in the bar. The manager quickly contacted me to let me know he had found it and I could come back to grab it. I was very pleasantly surprised! Usually once something disappears it stays gone! Very nice!

It was cool place. There were plenty of hot girls. The place is a bit small but I didn’t mind. They had hot Asian chick for feature dancer that particular night I went.
This place is open till 4 am so that’s cool. At least Saturday night it was. The place is kind of hidden though.

You’d think the Spearmint Rhino would be A+ considering they’re an international franchise. But then again, KFC is an international franchise. My point is… this place is trash.
For one, the décor from the outside doesn’t scream strip club. It merely states, «This was once a Benihana. We’re turning it into a titty bar.» Once you get in, things only get worse.
1. There were lulls in between the dancers. You’d think a strip club’s primary purpose is to get a customer’s dollar bills. Unfortunately this particular Rhino skipped out on their capitalism class. Instead you got one dancer followed by 15 minutes of an empty stage, followed by another dancer, then even more barren pole.
2. The energy got so low that the DJ started begging guys to throw their bills over the mic. Shouldn’t the broads’ dancing get the bills flying? Step your game up and this won’t be an issue.
3. This place doesn’t serve booze, so during these lulls a cocktail was out of the question. The positive side of this is you don’t have drink minimums and you don’t have pushy servers. The negative side is that slow transition into sobriety. Sobriety is what drove me to the strip club, sir!
4. Finally, there is some nice trim in here. My boy said the lap dance we got him was good stuff, although I mandated to the stripper that she turn his ball bag into hamburger meat. I guess when you drop that imagery on a dancer she gets the point.
All in all, skip this place. It’s got a $ 20 cover and despite some hot babes, the poor energy, garbage DJ (no Kid Rock or Lil B), and lack of alcohol make this a strip club worth skipping.

This place was a disappointing experience. Unconcerned jaded strippers moving about as if they are being forced to perform against their will.
Untrained unsupervised crooked bouncers at the front door that attempt to rip off patrons any change they get.
It’s a pain to come to this place and knowing you have to deal with the unstable inept bouncers just to get inside and get a lap dance by a «blackmailed» depressed suicidal broad on drugs.