Stevenson College – UCSC

This place just isn’t the same without Nick Vecchione.

Just watched Fox News and saw the most pathetic report about this college!!! You must see this HAHAHAH

Five enthusiastic stars for the best place I’ve ever lived. The proctors were assholes and the provost was a flake but they didn’t compare to the amazing experiences I had while living in Stevenson, specifically House 7. Lower quad can’t be beat, you’ve got the view of the bay and East field where the deer come out at sunset. It’s enough to melt your heart.
Awesome experiences include:
–mushrooms: fuck is that a gnome village? why are my eyes so big? I need a drink
–unexplained bruises
–first rain: I’ve seen shit man
–living with your drinking buddies
–dormcest: yeah, we fucked
–nursing endless hangovers in Tim’s room
–the entire freshman experience
Oh yeah and the knoll. The knoll is history, if those redwoods could talk…
Once, my boyfriend got banned from all campus housing and I kept sneaking him in. And since he couldn’t just go to the bathroom he peed out my window and one of the proctors ran to my door and demanded him to come out. But it was too late, he had already jumped out the window and run to the knoll. I had to have a meeting with the provost and she was like who was that? And I was like that was my friend Ed, he goes to Berkeley. You wanna talk to him? And she was like uh, why was he peeing out the window? And I was like, uh because he was drunk. And then I immediately called Ed to the M and was like duuude if UCSC calls you, you were peeing out my window last night. And he was like, of course I was.
Also, I once pooped on Al the proctors car because he knew I was smoking weed and kept hassling me about it. Clearly poop was in order. House 7 knew how to deal with the man.