Bottelsen Dart Co

Dear Bottlesen Dart Company,
You make the finest darts known to man. The unique grip of your Great Whites is nothing short of miraculous. I have tried many darts and I’ve never found any dart with a similar perfectly balanced barrel that gives the player extra grip and the ability to find a proper release point. I have won countless matches because the quality of your darts is near utter perfection.
While you only sell to dealers and not directly to the public, I don’t blame you. It’s not worth your time to send a dart directly to me, you must keep up the good work. With your spinner shafts and master grades of knurls, I find myself curious to all that you make. I shudder to think of the day I abandon my Bottelsens for something else, but I know my next set of darts will be twins of the last set of Great Whites, AKA the greatest darts known to man!
THANK YOU, BOTTELSEN!