Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club

Went in late on a Friday with a few friends for a Batchelors party, pregamed a bit before hand as called ahead and they don’t sell alcohol. Place was busy but only had one stage unlike bigger clubs, still had fun watching the girls strip and paid for the groom to be a danced by all girls on stage.

Came here spur of the moment and they actually were closed at 2 am not 3 am. The doors were all locked and I was bummed to say the least. Drove 30 mins to get here should have gone to SB. They Should maybe turn off their neon open sign. Their loss my bf had a wad of cash

I came here after happy hour to kill some time before driving. Cost me 10 dollars at the door and 5 dollar minimum drink. No dancers and no floor girls. Waited a half hour and was finally approached by a dancer. Bought her a drink ($ 10) to have a small conversation, she asked if i wanted to dance. I declined and she left. Total waste of time. I haven’t gone to a strip club in ages and probably wont for a while longer.
Do not recommend this place at all unless you just want to spend money for absolutely nothing. Would be cheaper and get more satisfaction if you go to ⁷⁄₁₁ and buy a snapple and stare at a wall.

The place is so cramped and so dark. Sadly, I have not seen any girls that even come close to the ones above. Those pictures above are very misleading in regards to what you’re going to find.
It’s Santa Maria though, what do you expect from a small region? At least Santa Maria tried to bring a strip club for all the men of the Central Coast to enjoy (come on SLO! Now’s your chance!). They get a gold star for effort.

Great Strip Club!!! Went there for my birthday and it was awesome! Great service, girls and atmosphere. Small but it gives the place a more neighborhood-​y feeling and makes you feel welcome. I brought my friends there and they all liked it. We all agreed Leela is the prettiest girl there. Definitely going again!

First time I’ve been to a strip club smaller than my living room.
The dancers are not particularly attractive unless stretch marks are your thing, but I gave an extra star because in fairness, they do have to deal with a lot. I’ve never seen so many dudes sit by the stage and not tip.
This place could be fun if you are on a 4 day drug binge and you want to have a Fear and Loathing type moment of hyper-​absurdity.
If you are even remotely close to being sober, I suggest that you stay far away.

Has to be THE WORST strip club I’ve ever been to in my life. It is so cramped inside of the venue that you cant get comfortable at all. Instead of charging you $ 15 right at the door, they charge you $ 10 at the door and weasel $ 5 out of you for a mandatory 1 drink. The girls were OK but had an attitude; I cracked a joke with one of them and she replied with «That’s why your broke a** isn’t sitting on tip row” — -When actually I was’nt sitting on tip row because the ATM WAS OUT OF MONEY! Wtf??? Horrible idea in going there, will NEVER EVER go hear again in a million years

Are you freaking kidding me?! This is a gentlemen’s club? Went there on Thursday for their military/​student free admission night and so glad I did. We walk into this very dark building with no traditional neon and no one is at the front desk. I look around at this tiny place and I only see one girl laying down on a couch, not seductively mind you, and no one else is in the room besides 2 other dudes watching an EMPTY stage. Soon after, a guy in suit comes up, checks our IDs and off we go. Let me repeat, this place is TINY. You see everything right when you walk in except for a narrow hallway in the back meant for lap dances. Anyways, the stage is empty for more than 50% of the time and most of the girls are hiding in the dressing room or wherever. They do roll-​call fairly often and that’s the only time you’re gonna see all the girls. Oh yea, some of the girls don’t even get naked on stage unless someone is tipping them. I only found this out because I was horrified to the point that I had to ask the dancer why her clothes were still on at the end of the dance. I’ve been to maybe 8 – 10 different strip clubs and this has never been the case. How am I supposed to decide if I want a lap dance if I don’t know what I’m getting into?
Tips: Go on their website and look at the daily specials. You can get free admission any day by texting a short code. Some days are 2-​for-​1 lap dances all night, but I went on a normal day and they still offered the 2-​for-​1 quite frequently.
If this is the best Santa Maria has to offer, you’d be much better off driving to Santa Barbara.
2 stars for friendly girls with almost no pressure.

If you’re in Santa Maria and you’re looking for a strip club then you’ve definitely come to the wrong place. Of course I was entertained, I mean what straight man doesn’t like looking at naked women? The place was pretty small and way too dark inside. The only reason I went there was because me and a friend were really bored one night.

For a town like Santa Maria, it’s okay. Definitely worth a trip for a special occasion or a birthday. They get the birthday boy on stage and… well you’ll see. You might not want a lap dance from every girl there but they work for their money. Some practically rub themselves off on you (that might depend on what you look like though?). Also, you can’t beat the prices. $ 10 admission, $ 5 mandatory beverage and a $ 40 nude or $ 20 partial lap dance. You can’t beat those prices. Some of the clientele looks extremely shady, then again, you’re paying a girl to take her cloths off so you probably look just as shady. A must if you’re in Santa Maria!

hahaha cant believe i found it! uhmm. alrite…here we go.
i decided to go here when i came back to santa maria to visit some friends, as i had moved away for college down in LA. we figured since we were all 18 by then, we should give it a try. i was the only one of my friends with strip club experience, and geez, dont EVERRRR go to a strip club in a big city, and downgrade to this place!!! it wont be the same!
theres only a cycle of like 7 – 8 girls per night. if you’re used to the LA strip clubs or santa barbara rhino, you’ll be deeply disappointed. its so dark in there, you could barely see their faces… which is probably a good thing! most of them are also older… which is sad, because we were hoping to find some high school classmates up there paying their way for school or something *sigh*. oh well…
the price is $ 15 to get in…$ 2 minimum if you sit by the stage. the people there were soooo cheap. they’d sit close to the stage, but not by it. the place would be packed, but they still wouldn’t sit by the stage! cheap people!
one of the dancers there… i call her big red as she was wearing a tight red dress, let me motorboat her as i sat stageside. that was pretty interesting…
my friend i was with had a worse experience as his lapdance was ruined as the dancer started talking about her kids! why would she do that?!? i guess he instantly lost «it» with that discussion.
if you’re looking for a place just to go and laugh some and hang out with friends, go for it. step up though and actually drop some money by the stage. i wouldnt waste it on a lapdance tho as they’re short here for some reason. you can also drive about 45 miles further south to Santa barbara and visit their rhino and see their pornstar quality women! =P