Interscope Records Inc

Master Class Compton Dre 2020

Interscope is one of the top record companies out there. I’ve been trying to get upcoming rap artist, J-​Late, a deal with them. After many attempts, it’s hard to get through the door. I’m sure they get many submissions and their too busy to check out every single independent artists. For the mean time, I’m going to keep trying. Hopefully, one day he can break through. Hopefully one day I can show them his full potential. Things take time. If they do see this… Maybe they’ll check him out on his site. j-​late. com and can envision his talent as much as I do. I’ll update this later with any updates. Peace.

If I could work for one music company it would be this one! In the 90’s I heard many of their stars and even today.
For now, I can only dream
Song parody of The Notorious B.I.G’s 1994 song «Juicy»
Was a foodie dream
I used to read Unilocal E-​Magazine
Pioneer & Crispy Kreme in a limousine
Unilocal Elite taco crawl
Every Saturday, snack attack, in the summer and the fall
I let the corn pop till the popcorn stop
Eating seeds and Halo, even having country crock
Way back, when we only had the jumbo jack
With fries to match
Remember Dragon V, you say haha
You never thought Foodie Rap would take it this far
Now we in the limelight
Cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid
Get down like Hip Hop Hooray
Born thinner, that was until dinner
Remember in 09, when I was a Unilocal beginner
Peace to LA East, all of Unilocal from Dragon V
Unilocal Homies, from West, SD and OC
I even review where you can buy wood
Or take an art class in my hood
It’s all good
Uh, and if you don’t know, now you know, uh
You eat very well, restaurant or bar
Go eat in every town, give one thru five stars
We have a goal, for the economy
Business exposure, we’ll give them good and plenty
We made the change from just bread and beef
To eating unique food from the coral reef
And it’s far from cheap, but we will have a fancy day
Eat pizza, the Brooklyn way
Eat all day
Fancy wine and the fizzy
Keeping this PC busy
Try some salty habenero chillis
Mom & Pop’s is local, can’t get enough
I once was too used to McDonald’s stuff
Now it’s fish from the coast, Croation French toast
From the Mash potatoes, to carrots and pot roast
Artisan ice cream, Froyo Creameries
KBBQ to try belly and bulgogi
Yes or no to a beer
Having smooth music in Chow Foodie’s ears
Lunches, brunches, I eat like a fool
Good to the earth, cause we love doing carpool
Stereotypes of Unilocalers, misunderstood
And it’s still all good
Uh…and if you don’t know, now you know
You eat very well, restaurant or bar
Go eat in every town, give one thru five stars
We have a goal, for the economy
Business exposure, we’ll give them good and plenty
Zombie Fries and a sweet potato bliss
When I was dead broke, man I just ate tuna fish
Upscale Chinese, on a green leather sofa
All over, foodie van with a chaeffer
Food bill about two G’s flat
No need to worry, debit card handles that
At eateries just lounging
Buying fancy food, no more foodie browsing
Happy snack at a chicken shack
Then we all kickback, sweet drink coming back
And we love to see these businesses full force
Smile every time they serve the very first course
We used to fuss when the high-​brow dissed us
Now they, wonder what else to discuss
Cold Coke on Thursdays
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-​ay
Free advertising is what we give
Cause we love the positive, so positive
And it’s all…
It’s all good
…and if you don’t know, now you know
You eat very well, restaurant or bar
Go eat in every town, give one thru five stars
…and if you don’t know, now you know
We have a goal, for the economy
Business exposure, we’ll give them good and plenty
…and if you don’t know, now you know
Uh, uh… and if you don’t know, now you know
Uh…and if you don’t know, now you know
Representin’ LA East in the house, Chow Foodie, mad flavor, uh
Uh, yeah, a-​ight

Okay i have to break this down into sub-​ratings.
Five stars for A&M. You have a great history and i love all the old musty vinyl i have on your label.
Three stars for Interscope. You gave us Marilyn Manson when he was good, Queens of the Stone Age and Nine Inch Nails. But you also ruined hip hop by putting out Death Row records (am i in danger now?). The second Tupac album was okay, though. Then you later got him killed.
Now Geffen is a real tricky one. You put out 80’s Neil Young, Whitesnake and Guns’n’Roses. None are my cup of tea, but they don’t completely offend me. Then you unleashed the worst band ever on unsuspecting dopey teenagers in the early 90’s. Nirvana. Thanks for those twelve years (and counting) of grunge and post grunge and post post grunge bands they helped inspire. My only comfort comes in knowing that so many people can make a living off of repackaging and selling that drivel Kurt decided was music. Oh wait, let me tune my local alt rock station in for the lunchtime request…“a mulatto, an albino…” AAARRGHHH! Turn it off! I want to go take a shit in a flannel. No stars.
So since you’re all lumped together now, how about three? Still generous with all things considered.

Listen back in ’99 i would have given Interscope 5 stars… i should know, i worked there for 6 years. Now its a bummer. Yeah, i said it… a bummer. The guy below me who just Unilocaled this is outrageous, he’s looking for a job. All I have to say is «go for it buddy, it’s a bummer.» Profits are sinking and 90% of who works there outside of the executives is miserable. And even most of the artists are miserable. And hey, i’m not disgruntled, i wasn’t let go or fired, i left for a better job and watched my friends slowly melt at Interscope Geffen A&M Records. Bummer. I loved Interscope, now it’s a slum. Booo.