Massaggio Galore

Felt uncomfortable, he isn’t professional looking but like a frat boy fresh from his tuna sandwich. Worst massage ever and I have frequent massages in various styles. I regret going and staying.

I wanted to like it, I really did. Ray’s funny– a pretty cool guy who’s quirky and unique. However, overall, one star. One awkward star with residual back pain.
The booking process is pretty difficult. It is via email (except cancellations, which are via text) and he is pretty hard to get in touch with. The phone number listed on the website site and in his email signature are out of service. He does not call or email to confirm appointments and books up months in advance, with his schedule changing from the time he first contacts you to the next it is difficult to find a time when he’s available. I purchased the Groupon in July 2015 and wasn’t able to get an appointment until December. I had my second appointment in February 2016 and although I gave him a shot twice, I ultimately decided not to bother redeeming my third massage. Read on to learn why.
Ray showed up late to both of my appointments, then required 10 minutes or so to get set up in his room, which is borrowed from another massage therapist and doesn’t bear his name at all or have any signage indicating that you’re in the right place.
Now, it’s not in my nature to comment on the physical appearance of professionals unless it is something that impacted my quality of service. So… please please please take this as I mean it and not as a personal attack on Ray, but rather as a reflection of the services provided by him.
I was surprised by his disheveled appearance. He was wears workbooks, a ratty t-​shirt and shorts. He mumbles and has warts/​boils/​adhesions all over his arms. He has a large beard and wears a towel around his neck, perhaps to help sop up the profuse sweating. His sweat dropped on my body during the massage and I consistently heard burping/​reflux sounds throughout the duration of my massage. During both of my appointments, I laid on the table uncomfortable and stiff waiting for it to end. Awkward. Additionally, when you put your face into the face-​hole of the massage table, you’ll see that under the massage table is where all the dirty laundry is crumpled up, which I find pretty gross. Time to invest in a hamper.
I think he did a good job of keeping the lotion warm and not surprising me with any cold hands, but I was really disappointed in his technique and decision not to listen to his customer’s request. I have upper back pain, muscle tension, knots, etc. Other massage therapists have been able to give me a great deep tissue massage, leaving me feeling relaxed, loose, and comfortable. Although I requested deep tissue, Ray insisted on his «special» technique which literally feels like he is putting his hands on my back as lightly as possible and rocking back and forth. He may as well have been asleep. When I again mentioned wanting more pressure, he did not apply it and became a bit defensive.
I was just not impressed at all, and I really wanted to enjoy the massage… but I did not. He insisted that the rocking/​rubbing thing is what I really wanted. (Spoiler alert: not what I wanted.) I don’t think Ray’s business is a lost cause, but I do think if he wants his business’s reputation to thrive and his customers to be happy, he needs to clean up his appearance, listen to his customers, wait for his sores to clear up, and perhaps trim the beard, which may help with the issue of sweat dripping on clients. Develop a better booking process, too.
I will not be returning and unfortunately have wasted one pre-​paid massage.

I had a sixty minute massage with Ray that did wonders on my shoulder. My shoulder gets very stiff and sore after healing improperly from an accident a few years ago, and the constant pain levels make it very difficult to stretch and strengthen. Ray focused on that area for a long time, targeting toxins that had built up in the connective tissue. After the massage my pain was greatly reduced, and my shoulder mobility increased noticeably. I immediately booked another session.

I bought a Groupon for a 60 minute massage from Ray. He has 2 locations: one in Greenwood and one in Pioneer Square. It seems as if he splits his time between the two. I waited until the last minute to schedule my massage, and I ended up not being able to get in for 3 months. To be fair, this was partially my fault, and Ray did apologize saying that he was backlogged from getting sick, etc. And he still offered to honor my Groupon, even though it «expired.»
Because I’m the type of person that likes to be overly prepared, I did a lot of reading on his website to find out if there was any pertinent information I needed before my massage. I could tell from his description of himself and his practice that Ray was rather quirky, experienced, and opinionated. I’m really glad I knew that going in. Definitely drink a lot of water before going in like he suggests. I became, as expected, a little dehydrated after the massage.
On the day of my massage, I arrived early to the Greenwood location. I found both the front and back door locked to my chagrin. I was pretty stressed out because a) it was raining like it’s apt to do in December and b) the phone number Ray listed on his website AND email was incorrect. Thankfully, around 7 minutes after my appointment was supposed to start, Ray called and let me in the door. He was pretty courteous and apologetic about the incorrect information.
We started with a gratis posture adjustment which was actually pretty informative at the end of the massage to identify problem areas. Ray was able to give me some stretches to correct my back and neck tension which I hope will prove fruitful. The massage itself was fantastic. He applied adequate pressure (though I think he could have worked my neck a little more intensely), and he took his time and was pretty thorough for an «hour.» I was actually at the office for closer to an hour and a half so I know he didn’t rush things. The office isn’t your average «spa» environment, but it’s cozy – no odd smells or cleanliness issues. Ray is also pretty accommodating in that he will let you bring in your own music or oils. This is a clothes-​less massage, so be prepared for that. He will massage your glutes, but he was extremely professional in his techniques. I actually almost fell asleep during the massage because it was so comfortable.
Afterwards, Ray offers some pretty incredible deals to returning clients. If you book your massage that day, he takes $ 20 off. On top of that, by liking his page on Facebook, writing a Unilocal review, and leaving some feedback on Groupon, that’s an extra $ 15. In the month of your birthday, he halves the price of all massages. I definitely booked one for next month.

BUYER BEWARE! Maybe this would be a great massage, but one would never know. I purchased this Groupon and never had a chance to use it (and not for lack of trying). The address and phone number listed on the Groupon were no longer current, but there was a voice mail referring me to another number. I called the second number 3 times and never received a return phone call. Upon further investigation, the Groupon says that appointments are not available until January 2016! However, same day appointments are available? Feels like a scam to me.
Consequently, I contacted Customer Service at Groupon and explained the situation. They were great and refunded my money. However, I notice this Groupon is still offered. Don’t fall for it!

I bought a groupon to visit ray for a massage. What I got was not all what I expected. I was left feeling anxious and uneasy for days by the uninteresting, unprofessional experience. Ray’s massage did not feel like anything was happening (a few times I wondered if he was sleeping). I lay on the table bored, uncomfortable and waiting for it to be over. When I expressed my concern about the work he was doing and his intentions, Ray told me that was what his style of massage was supposed to feel like. He modified it by saying that my muscles were hard to get under. Having a conversation about my concerns felt like pulling teeth and his responses felt defensive.
After 50 minutes I finally realized it wasn’t worth it anymore, and asked him to wrap it up with 10 minutes left. I wish I had walked out at the beginning.
I thought it was odd ray did not ask about scheduling another massage. Maybe he knew that wasn’t happening.
A last though is that Ray had just returned from burning man. His arms were covered in bites. Presumably from there, but I didn’t ask. It was rough and less pleasant to be massaged by his arms.

This place is a total joke. I bought a Groupon to try them out and like Deanna H, I could never use it because the owner, Ray, responded once saying he can’t tell me what his availability is because it changes «every hour». Then I never heard from him again until 2 weeks later when he said he has nothing open until November.
Why sell Groupons if he’s so busy? Because it’s a scam to get people’s money without providing services. Luckily, Groupon gave me a refund.

This isn’t a review for the massage service.
I bought a Groupon a week ago 3 90 minute massage for $ 120. What a steal right?! I was super excited and called right away. It went straight to voicemail but it was later in the night so it wasn’t a biggie.
I called again the next day and it went to voicemail. That evening he left a voicemail saying we can schedule an appointment. SO, I was still hopeful and called again and got voicemail.
Fast forward to a week later. After numerous attempts to contact him via phone AND email on his website, he hasn’t contacted me back. There’s nothing on his website or on his voicemail that states that he’s out of office or unavailable.
I just had enough. I contacted Groupon and the best they can do is give me Groupon cash but can’t refund me my money.
SO if any of you are interested in getting the Groupon, I advise you to contact him first before you purchase it because you won’t get cash refund but a Groupon cash.

Ray zeroed the pain levels in my ankles, wrists, shoulders and neck. My jaw which becomes a vice on some nights feels like a swing today. In other words, I did not grind my teeth last night, and I don’t have a headache this morning. My condition is called Bruxism, and some days, it is a real drag on my quality of life. The perp of this condition is the Masseter muscle, which is responsible for chewing. (Below is a link to a graphic of its function.) I was amazed to learn that this muscle is so strong that if it were in my leg, I could knock over a building. Don’t expect fancy digs at Ray’s, but to my taste, his space is simple, charming, colorful and comfortable. You’ll find it in the Pioneer Building (#538).
If you like Gregorian chants with your massage, just let him know. That disc happened to be at his other office yesterday. Ray is gentle, knowledgeable and respectful. He shares what he knows freely. I rarely talk during massages, but I was so comfortable with Ray that I shared some stories about my life and my family. I agree that Ray’s space is «not your grandmother’s spa,» but then it will set you back a whole lot less. By the way, this is my first review for Unilocal

Ray is a total wizard! Finds your problem spots and knows just what to do and how to do it. This isn’t your grandmother’s spa-​day massage — although I’m sure Ray could give you a pretty spectacular one. He even analyzes your posture before and after, explains clearly what’s going on, and suggests helpful stretches. Seriously therapeutic, highly recommended.

Ray is really, REALLY good at massage therapy.
I’m a competitive cyclist, at an elite level, and if I’m not sitting at my desk, I’m probably on my bike. I’ve worked with a lot of massage therapists, and Ray is by far one of the best. He’s extremely attentive and professional.
I’ve only seen him from the office space he rents in Pioneer Square. It’s a small, cozy space. Clean sheets. (If it matters to you, they don’t smell like fabric softener or strong detergent.) He provides water for clients.
It’s VERY apparent that Ray cares, from the kind of questions he asks, to the way he tucks the sheets. He’ll be very thorough in your initial visit: he’ll ask a lot of questions, study your posture, etc. and this isn’t part of your massage – he’s doing this on his time. I see this as a freebie to be honest, because I’ve never had a therapist take the extra time to do that.
Ray has a very careful touch for a therapist. He’s able to put all of his strength into my stubborn muscles, but varies that with a very light touch to relax them. He’s extremely patient, and will put in an extra few minutes if he feels it’s going to make a difference. Unfortunately, most massage therapists stop when the «timer goes off.» That’s not going to happen with Ray.
I feel very fortunate to have found a massage therapist that is such a perfectionist, and truly makes it his goal to put me back into working order. Thanks Ray!

I found Ray Misra from Groupon when i purchased a deal for three 90 minute massages. At my first visit, He offered posture assessment along with the massage at no extra charge and did not cut into my massage time to do it.
The massage was amazing and extremely relaxing. After the massage, we did the postural assessment again. Ray also gave some great advice for self care.
I have my last 90 minute session tomorrow and can’t wait!
He has great promotions on his website, like $x off for prepaying for next massage, etc.
I am a massage therapist, so, finding a therapist that i like can be tricky for me. I have a tendency to over analyze their work. He made me fall asleep and trust me that speaks miles for his work to me!

I’ve been going to Ray Misra for a couple of months now; I found him through Groupon. Ray seems to be just getting his business established… for instance, he doesn’t yet have dedicated space of his own, but at present he has business hours in Pioneer Square a couple of days per week, and (more convenient than any office-​visit!) will come to your residence at a relatively reasonable rate.
I’ve found that Ray is clearly dedicated to figuring out what issues his clients are dealing with, both by carefully listening to them and by doing a posture examination before the session. He repeats this analysis at the end of every visit and notes improvements, then discusses what approach the client would most like to take for the next visit.
I’ve noticed substantial progress in my key focus areas over the course of a few sessions and will continue to work with him due to his professionalism and reasonable rates.
It’s probably also worth noting that he’s quirky – in a good way. He used Star Wars sheets on the table during one session, for instance, and he brings his skills to most of the geek-​related conventions that hit Seattle. I’m pretty sure you can’t book him during Burning Man because he won’t be in town… that sort of thing. This means that, depending on how you roll, he’s either delightfully whimsical or that you’ll find him not main-​stream enough for you… but at the end of the day he’s a professional that does solid work and you’ll see results.