Nine West

Be warned people. If you buy some cute Pink! sandals at Nine West that you decide 2 months later that you didn’t need in the first place, and go to take them back, don’t walk in there expecting to come out with your money. Because, apparently, they’ve implemented a 30 day return policy. That means, you’ll end up with a store credit. What’s store credit? It’s this piece of paper that you carry around in your purse until it expires. Then you find it 3 years later and throw it away. It makes you feel like you got your money back but you didn’t. And you never will.
Oh sure, you’ll go into the store from time to time looking for something worthy to spend your store credit on but the sheer fact that you have that piece of paper substantially reduces the likelihood of you ever finding anything in that store again that you’d actually want to purchase. In fact, your proximity to the store credit is directly proportional to the probability of you find something, ANYTHING that you’ll want to buy.
To increase your chances of finding something, it’s best to leave the store credit at home, under your mattress, while you’re vacationing in foreign country, thousands of miles away, and then, sure, you might find something you want to buy at Nine West. But those store credits are just paper, they don’t keep them on file anywhere fool!, so you’ll end up using hard earned cash and still have the store credit. Oh yes. It’s a law. Look it up.