ACME Markets

I am from the south and I have yet to find anything even remotely close to a Publix. The Acme it’s close. It reminds me of Albertsons (which after much research I find out that they are sister companies) Just as I expect from a relative of Albertsons, the fried chicken is good and the seafood is reasonably priced. Happy Father’s Day, this live lobster it’s for you.

Expensive. Always freezing because they blast the AC like it’s going out of style no matter what season it is. I go here for a few things I know I can only get at Acme (like those scrum-​diddly-​umptios chocolate chip cookies from the bakery!!). I also come here for the Redbox in the front since it’s the closest to home. Stays open really late too

In my hometown, there are a few supermarkets very close by. Shoprite is the closest, but I ALWAYS run into a million people I know (which i don’t usually like to do) and I feel like it’s dirty (even though they just redecorated a year or two ago and it’s really not dirty)… Ok, I just don’t like Shoprite, so I go to Acme.
But every time I go to Acme, I wish I had gone to Shoprite! I run into just as many people and their moms (it’s the moms that I’m especially trying to avoid) at Acme, and Acme has a few other major faults.
The produce is always TERRIBLE. And it’s not just at this Acme, it’s all the Acmes I’ve been to. It costs waaaay too much and it’s all very close to rotten.
Also, the meat is ridiculously over-​priced. In addition to the cost, they have a very poor selection of free range, veg fed poultry. And it’s not just the meat, most products cost a little bit more here, than other supermarkets.
Acme, you may be bigger, newer, and appear cleaner, but you’re just not worth it all of the time! (But I’m going to keep coming, and you know it).