Stalker Farms

Good times through the haunted maze. But the lady allowing people in to the maze is a real disappointment. Me and my group of nine were nicely asking if we could all go as one crew and she very rudely told my friends behind us that she will be skipping them instead and allowing a group behind them to go in front of them as «punishment» for asking about the rules she was about to explain. Just quite ridiculous if you ask me. Needless to say I will not be recommending your haunted maze to any of my friends for this very experience. Nor will I be going back at any point for any of your festive activities. Customer service is a must if your spending 18 dollars to go through maybe a half hour of maze time.

In the Seattle area this is the bang for the buck best haunt out there. They’ve really pulled out all the stops with food, games, freaks, a great big maze and excellent scary dual haunts. Don’t miss the fun drive to the middle of nowhere. Haven’t laughed that hard in a year– thanks SF!

I really love this place. I’ve been coming here every fall for the last four years (plus a couple years before that) and I always have a good time. I always come with a group of friends which makes it alot more enjoyable, and less scary.
Ya the lines are long. It sucks, but hey its popular. Thats why going with a group makes it so much more enjoyable — you have more people to chat with and keep things exciting in line. We met up here at 7:45 on a Friday night a week before Halloween. It took around 20 minutes or so to get through the line to get tickets. We bought the big haunt combo for 20 dollars. It gave you admission to both haunted corn mazes and the regular corn maze. On the website they stated that they changed the waiting process this year to groups so that you can hang out in the general area and enjoy some entertainment (dj, fire, food, hampster wheel, pumpkin cannon, etc) but they weren’t doing the cue when I got there. I’m not sure what happened.
Either way, from past years I was used to the standard line procedure. They check your wristband and mark your hand before you get in line for your specific haunt. My friends said the wait was around an hour, but it felt less to me. They always have a couple of creepy characters walking up and down the lines scaring people to cut down on the monotony about. Having a group of friends really made the wait seem more bearable. When we got up to the front of the line they split our initial group of 8 people up into 4. I’m pretty sure the max group size is around 6, because for our second haunt a couple people had to leave and they let us all go through together. They explain some safety measures and basic rules and then let you in. I appreciate that the person who is letting people into the haunts are dressed up and in character — makes it more fun.
Field of screams is alot more of a classic seaming haunted attraction. Things popping out of you, bloody scenes, «bodies» hanging from ceilings etc. For me I would say this is the scarier of the two haunts. The Last Laugh is clown based. A little less startling and gorey, and more trippy/​in your head type things. I liked this one for the more unique/​witty factor. If you’re scared of clowns you’ll probably dislike this but that being said there weren’t THAT MANY actual clowns.
Tips for corn maze goers:
Wear rain gear, warm clothes, and mud shoes. It might not seem that cold outside but when you’re standing around in the mud and the rain for an hour it will. Be prepared for lines, they’re basically unavoidable. You’ve been warned.
Tips for Stocker Farms:
Possibly change your hours or ticketing options. Its nearly impossible to do all three attractions in the big haunt package. We got there at 7:45, only 45 minutes after opening, and were finished with both haunted cornmazes at 9:50. At this time the regular cornmaze was closed. Last year was the same deal, we got there pretty close to when it was open, and barely managed to get into the regular corn maze for 10 minutes. Also, this could partially be to me being a dummy, but at The Last Laugh where you enter the back of the bus, maybe pad the top of the entrance. I couldn’t really tell how low it was in the dark, mixed with being on edge and following closely behind the person in front of me, I rammed my head pretty good into the entry way of the bus. I’m sure I’m not the only person who did this.
Overall this is an awesome place to go. Its been cool to see them add to and improve the attractions over the last couple years.

Loved this place. Paintball was short but awesome and the haunted house scared me shitless. I would definitely do this if you are planning on something for Halloween. Staff is pretty great too. I’ll come back next year.

Since I was unable to respond to Keith S. From Stalker farms on his comment on my original post here is my response to him.
Keith When your company posted a beginning time and an ending time on your ticketing website, UNLESS you have fine print that states that you are not HONORING those times, it is false advertising. Secondly the actual zombie shooting only lasted for 5 minutes. The ride back to the start point took longer. EVERYONE on the ride was disappointed.
RCW 9.04.010
False advertising.
Any person, firm, corporation or association who, with intent to sell or in any wise dispose of merchandise, securities, service, or anything offered by such person, firm, corporation or association, directly or indirectly, to the public for sale or distribution, or with intent to increase the consumption thereof, or to induce the public in any manner to enter into any obligation relating thereto, or to acquire title thereto, or an interest therein, makes, publishes, disseminates, circulates, or places before the public, or causes, directly or indirectly, to be made, published, disseminated, circulated, or placed before the public in this state, in a newspaper or other publication, or in the form of a book, notice, hand-​bill, poster, bill, circular, pamphlet, or letter, or in any other way, an advertisement of any sort regarding merchandise, securities, service, or anything so offered to the public, which advertisement contains any assertion, representation or statement of fact which is untrue, deceptive or misleading, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor: PROVIDED, That the provisions of this section shall not apply to any owner, publisher, agent, or employee of a newspaper for the publication of such advertisement published in good faith and without knowledge of the falsity thereof.
Advertising your ticket times and not fulfilling them is considered misleading and false advertising. When your employee said that there would be «swarms of zombies» taking over the trailer and there was only 5 people on either side that is misleading. When you advertise paintball’s NOT pellets misleading, when you make it out to be A LOT bigger than it really is, MISLEADING. Thanks for the response here, but it would of been much better for your company to defend itself with the BBB. Which in fact your company DID NOT respond to them. Thanks.

This is a review for the haunted corn maze and the Field of Last Laughs. This is hilarious as far as getting many a good «jolt» of being startled and creeped out by actors jutting out of the corn or silently sneaking up behind you and getting really close to the side of your face before you notice them! I laughed a lot and got a good scream on. The fake fog, sound effects, the eerie sudden quick-​sand type change in terrain are all great audio, visual and tactile experiences. The adrenaline spikes of having camouflaged people suddenly move when you just walked by and didn’t notice they were there is just the right amount of fright: not too much not too little. It is really the actors that make it a good jaunt. My favorites are the one guy that crawl hops around on all fours and the total stealth guy in the totally black outfit that is completely silent and moves like a cat. You think you see him out of the corner of your eye in the dark, and then you look and he’s not there but then he appears right next to your face the next second! Bravo! Some of the vocals that they make are truly sounds that you had no idea humans could make. Perfect creep factor. I want to go every year to this! I would like more props and more people but I had a hilarious time in there!

SO DISAPPOINTED.
Me and a group of 8 friends went to Stocker Farms on ¹⁰⁄₂₅. We had some friends come all the way up from Renton in rush hour traffic to do the Zombie Paintball. We honestly had no idea what to expect. We had ticket to the 8:00 time that we bought online and we showed up there at about 7:50, got our tickets and then walked to the field. They was a medium size line and after about 20 minutes of not moving, we were wondering what was going on.
A few people in our group kept going back to the ticket window and they said they would give us double ammo and passes to go in to the haunted corn thing. There argument was that by the time we are done with that the line for the zombie paintball will be shorter. UM YEAH RIGHT.
We got there in line at 8:00pm we will say and we will STILL not to the FRONT of the line at 10:00pm. TWO HOURS. Apparently, one of the tractors broke down and so they only had ONE GOING. The ticket checker guy kept walking around trying to amuse the crowd but no one was having it. Then he says that «i mean its not our fault the tractor broke.» In which the crowd responded ‚“UM…YEAH, IT IS!” Finally after 2 hours we had enough. We all had to get up at 5am for work. We were cold, tired and miserable oh and muddy.
We sent some members of our group back up and demanded a refund. The lady helping us was very nice and apologetic and gave us our money back.
But here is my beef. I think it is common costumer service that if you have people paying money for your attraction and something breaks or goes wrong YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL THEM. We shouldn’t hear it thru the grapevine.
Looking at the reviews online, it doesnt sound like we should have came here in the first place.

So I came here with three other people to do the Zombie Paint Ball ride. The website describes it as a 15 – 25 minute ride where you get to shoot down hordes of zombies. We were all pretty stoked to get there and begin shooting up some zombies (or people dressed as zombies.)
It was an hour wait, for a 5 minute ride where we shot paintballs at tires, old barrels, and 4 people dressed as zombies. Woww. 20 dollars a person for THAT?
Dont’ waste your time, long lines and boring ride. I can’t say anything about the maze but the paintball is awful.

So my friends and I went for the zombie paintball. We drove 45 minuetes thinking it would be such a fun experience since none of us had ever herd of zombie paint balling. We knew you were in a tractor type thing that drives you around but still we expected it to be so much better. We stood in line for 1.5 hrs & finally got on to paintball. First off there was like 2 real ppl that were supposibly dressed up as zombies. No they were in fat suites and looked like some weird hobo on the street. My friends fun got jammed half way through and she had to be moved to the other side of the tractor… the rest of the things were manicans we shot at. Yes I realize that ppl don’t want to get shot at but seriously? That wasn’t at all what I was expecting. I was expecting real people dressed up like ZOMBIES & to get scared. It was 10 min of boring. For 20 $ I could have gone somewhere closer. And more entertaining. I am not trying to post a rude review but its just a waste of money and time (the paint balling part of the farm) at least the ppl that ran the place were nice .
Don’t get tricked into the «zombie paint-​balling» go somewhere else :(

DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY, GAS, AND TIME! Expensive tickets, Extremely long wait, and poor execution. We were so excited for the Zombie ride, and then after the extremely long, cold and wet wait, we were able to finally get on to what they call a ride. The trailer was poorly constructed and flimsy, the roof of the trailer was made of tarp (nuff said). There were like only 5 actual zombie actors, and one of them tried to hide (wtf?). We were just really disappointed. We paid for double ammo and still had paint balls left at the end of the ride, that’s how lame it was. This place is a rip off. Their motto is, «Welcome to Stocker Farms, No Refunds.»

While the concept is good the execution is poor. Best thing was the recorded announcement prior to the actual shooting event with the marker. My sons gun was jammed prior to us attempting to use it. Let my son use mine and talked to the attendant. Ride lasts 10 min tops. The really sad thing is they placed a kid at the station with the jammed gun for the next ride and didn’t fix it. If your driving more than 20 min to go, I would recommend looking for another Halloween attraction closer to your location.

I had always heard from friends that the production at Stalker Farms was great, but I didn’t really get it until I went through. Their attention to detail is definitely worth the price of admission. The look, the effects, the actors, the sounds (seriously, pay attention to the sound next time!)… all of them are top class. I wouldn’t say I’m someone who scares easily, and I especially hate jump scares, but Stalker Farms was quite creative in really freaking me out. I literally ran away from a couple of the folks in there.
I noticed that a few people on here complain about the long lines, but I think it’s all about preparing for your Stalker Farms experience before you go. Just like you should prepare for a Disneyland ride, you should get ready for Stalker Farms. Basically, hit the place early. Even better, go on a rainy night. I would still wait in a long line knowing what I know now about the adventure, but hopefully that helps a few people out.

The ‘field of screams’ was hands down the best haunted house I’ve ever been to! I thought I would lose my voice I was screaming so loud. The ticket price isn’t real cheap but they earn every penny scaring the pants off you! Other than that it also doubles as a great pumpkin farm that is very family friendly in the daylight hours.

Halloween Field Of Screams is quite fun!
But remember to wear some boots as the place can be quite muddy.
And really, that should be expected when you’re walking through a corn field. :-p

2^nd year of going thanks to LivingSocial’s ½ off deal which included VIP. They added to it this year and I can still smell the odor from the bags hanging from the ceilling. Thanks to the girl in front of me for running back into the maze and peeing her pants from being so scared… lol

The only thing scary here is the wait.
There’s this option to get a «vip» pass for $ 5 more and my group thought, nah, how bad can it be?
After 90 minutes of waiting in a dense line only to be shuffled through a holding pen into another, equally long line my group would have gladly paid $ 10 to skip to the front but no…
To keep people’s spirits up, character actors were sneaking around and trying to spook people but they were about as frightening as the panhandlers outside my building (who are actually pretty scary). I kept finding myself saying «no, I don’t have any spare change, damnit!»
We got in line at 8:50-we got into the field o screams at 11:20, we got out at about 11:45. A note to Stocker Farms: when the wait is exponentially longer than the event, you’ve got to do something different. It was impossible to enjoy because we were just exhausted, couldn’t feel our toes, and our buzz had long since worn off. Boo :(

dude. don’t do it. just don’t. this shit is total bullshit.
we got to stocker farms around 7:30. there wasn’t a line to pick up our tickets since we bought them online, but as soon as we got past the first gate, we saw the massive — and i mean massive — line to enter the little orientation hut and then the haunted house /​field of screams.
we waited in line for about 90 minutes just to get to the orientation hut. they played a corny-​ass «scary» little audio blurb FROM A DISCMAN. like for cds. this audio blurb was maybe a minute long, at which point they directed us into a little haunted house.
now, when i say LITTLE haunted house, i mean a rickety-​ass house of plywood with no lights and like one dude inside a box banging on the walls trying to be scary. this took all of five minutes to get through, at which point we ran into a giant bottleneck and saw…
ANOTHER GIANT LINE. we waited for another 45 minutes or so, and the line barely moved. bear in mind this is now 2+ hours of WAITING IN LINE FOR NOTHING. no communication about how long we should expect to wait, no marked exits in case of emergency, no nothing. just a giant waste of time. we gave up on the field of screams at that point and fought our way through the crowd back to the entrance.
besides the obvious concerns about what the hell would happen if there was a fire /​emergency /​some jackass pulled a gun, this whole thing just sucked. $ 20 for this? really? you’ve got to be kidding me.
don’t get suckered. this place has signs all over that say ‘no refunds, no exceptions’, which is cool, because i’m just calling my bank and doing a chargeback.
if you want to do something awesome and halloweeny, skip this place. just don’t do it. period.

Opening night always brings challenges, but none seem present at Stocker Farms Field of Screams. The parking area was well light, with facilities easy to find before hitting the ticket booth.
First stop was the queue area where the standard list of rules were announced, and then off we went down the straw laden path where our sinister hostess (with a British accent) asked our names and warned us of our perils. Before sending us out into the maze she shrieked out our names announcing the fresh meat was scared! A nice touch as the creatures inside whispered & called our names throughout the path.
There were frights galore spaced out consistently in the maze. Also several high-​quality scenes that materialize in the field, including a disturbing meat hut, ominous doghouse, peculiar hot tub and putrid smelling garbage room all designed to entertain and keep you moving forward down the remarkably long path. Some characters blended in with the corn and just hissed at us while other tried to engage us in demented play.
It’s always pleasurable to amble through a cornfield at night in the fall. Just beware of the chainsaw wielding maniac.

This was a decent place to go for screams. I really didn’t expect much, and they really didn’t deliver to the fullest, so I got what I expected. The line was ridiculously long. So long, that we had some guys hold our spot in line, went back to the jeep, chugged some 4 Lokos and headed back. When we finally got in there, it was a weak level of horror. And the chainsaw is supposed to be the finale as most people know, WEAK. I yelled at the guy, like are you kidding me?! That’s all you got?! And they try to give you a «bonus» in a corn maze but its so damn muddy you can’t even walk in it. So what’s the point? I’ve been to much better haunted things for Halloween. I mean, I guess I took what I could get in Snohomish, huh? I did have a blast with my friends though.

WANTED… a psychiatrist for the following symptoms:
Benzos for my intense anxiety…
Public humilation from peeing in my pants…
Scratching hoarse throat from screaming…
Flashbacks…
Injury to friends in the form of hand print impressions on their arms…
Hypervigilence…
Panic attacks and agoraphobia…
Clearly a night at the Stocker Farms Field of Screams will gladly offer and present more of these terrifying symptoms to you and your party!
$ 20 will get you entrance to the vast corn maze with no sudden surprises AND a corn maze in the Field of Screams. Two seperate experiences for a great price!
BEWARE: my friends and I waited 45mins for the Field of Screams, but it was worth the wait. The Field of Screams is located outside within a corn maze with spooky vistors hiding to delight you with their surprises. You will find yourself navigating in the dark both outside and inside spooky rooms each with its own surprises. I highly recommend going with friends. PLEASE NOTE NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN 12YRS OLD AND YOUNGER!
Be also warned to wear rain boots because it is muddy and there is also spooky unexpected surprises where you walk. Flashlights not needed if you want that unexpected surprise, or if you are like me dont want to see what is coming!