Southern Liquor Store

Riddle Me This: Where does a already drunk person go to get more liquor/​beer?
The Answer: A Liquor Store.
So i’m not even gonna lie I may have over did it this weekend, but I tend to because I don’t get to do it as often as I used to for reasons that are grown… lol
I would first just like to say that I do like this store. The prices are decent, It had what I was in the mood for, and at the end of my day it allowed me to accomplish my goal of getting drunk (not sloppy though, more like talkative, and everything is funny drunk). I had been in the store earlier that day to make a small purchase, but things progressed throughout the day, and i ended up back in the store at about 8 pm. I walk in the store and immediately grab what I came for, but you know how you get when you walk in a liquor store, You start thinking of other good stuff you can get. Well here i stand bottle in hand scanning back and forth over the store searching for that impulse buy. When I catch eyes with the guy behind the counter, who is looking dead at me. I pay him no mind at first and go back to doing hat i do. I’m turning around in the aisle, and looking all around, and again I catch eyes with the guy behind the counter, and its at that point it hits me «He thinks i’m up to no good». I spent many years in the loss prevention profession, and i start to analyze myself. Which I do a lot when I shop just out of habit. I come to the conclusion that my indecisiveness is making me look suspect as hell. I’m basically standing in a aisle with merchandise in my hand looking around. Now though i know I have no plans to steal. I also know that i’m definitely throwing off red flags. I walked in and probably seemed to just grab a bottle (though i knew what I wanted because I was there earlier), and now I seem to be watching the activity in the store (though i’m just trying to find something else to buy thats decent, and inexpensive). Without thinking i start walking to the back of the store, and I walk up the back aisle and to the wine section. Which is more suspect, because I couldn’t have moved any further away from him, and any closer to the door. At this point I just ignore him and keep on shopping because I understand the situation, and I’ve already dug my own hole. I go grab one more thing, and head to the register. I swear that nobody has ever looked at my credit card as hard as this guy did. He even pointed out the fact that there is a portrait of me and my kids on it, and said that it was cool… i think thats when he took his sigh of relief, and realized i wasn’t about to do anything shady. Overall this liquor store is a liquor store. I’m a fan of decently prized spirits anywhere in the world, and the lower the price the more I like em. This place was decent, go get drunk!