Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

There’s chocolate here, and a LOT of it. Plus caramels and pretzels and apples and The Most Giganto Rice Krispy Treat I have ever seen in my life plus dog treats and gummy bears. It’s a shit-​ton of candy, okay? All of it is delicious.
The one thing that stood out to me about this location was the employee who couldn’t have been LESS interested in helping us. It was a weekday, the foot traffic was non-​existent, and we must have interrupted an extremely important text conversation with her BFF with our unreasonable demands for her to actually charge us for the candy we selected.
Other than that, it was delicious.

If you’re a lady, and haven’t experienced the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory’s large pretzel rods dipped in caramel, then dipped in chocolate, then (sometimes) rolled in nuts… you truly have not lived. And you’re probably paying an OB-​GYN significantly more money than you’d spend at RMCF for the same relief.
PMS gratification extraordinaire! A flawless mélange of salty and sweet with the power to yank even me and Victoria Beckham from the beastly clutches of the wicked hormonal albatross.
I fondly refer to them as Ma’Lady Sticks. I eat one a month. They’re pricey, but well worth it. Hubby heartily agrees.
I would guess the men-​folk probably enjoy them, too. But they just can’t fully appreciate their magical abilities.
The obscene lineup of all the other chocolate goodies available at RMCF are pretty tasty, too. But it’s really all about Ma’Lady Sticks. Period.

We drop by after lunch, before our movie, to pilfer snack for the show.
As would be expected, good chocolate in hundreds of forms. I like the chocolate (white, milk, and dark) dipped cherries. The 3 dozen types of carmel-​dipped apples are freaky good (had a carmel, white chocolate, cheesecake apple). Have them slice it for you, or GLHF.