Rusty Wallace Driving Experience

OH WOW!!! That was one of the best rushes I have ever had. The Rusty Wallace Racing Experience was simply amazing. Everyone we encountered was very professional and nice. The driver was really fun and engaging and gave me an amazing ride along experience.
I am hoping to do this again and even see if I can drag my almost 70 year old dad along with me. Highly recommend this for anyone who is a fan of NASCAR.

I was told by Billy a pack of wolves cried to the moon as the kid told me, «Start her up.» As I flipped the ignition switch Toby Keith’s voice boomed, «brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blueeee.» I shot a wink to the honey watching as she nearly fainted and needed assistance from suffering my killer Earnhardt vibe.
As I hear the spotter signal in my ear, «Alright, Snake, let’s make history,» I shifted gears as natural as a black bear mauling some dude wearing Crocs.
I come out of the pit reaching Mach 1. The spotter is already asking for my John Hancock.
I’m not sure where the track started and my car began, as I feel an out of body experience that can only be equated to round housing a terrorist.
Coming back down to earth, I hear my spotter singing endless praise thru my ear piece as he begged me to stay out for another 15 laps, but I figured I better let everyone else attempt their inevitable loss of comparing to me.
Crawling out of the beastmachine I shot an air pistol at the grandstand, and a family of five bow to show their unworthiness.
Gettin a tat of the picture that lady sold me. Going right next to my deer tracks I just got touched up on my left peck.
–SNAKE