Riverside Park

So we are exploring Springfield, attempting to find something fun to do, perhaps a nice park to relax in. We park our car and find a spot to sit along the river, next thing we know a truck pulls up. The driver just sits there, doesn’t get out, just looks at us. Creepy. We jump up, get in the car and decide to leave. Once we turn on the engine, Chester The Molester suddenly drives off. Double creepy. So then we leave and notice that anytime a car comes near us, it pulls over. Obviously some kind of signal. We notice all the drivers are single men and that people are all pulling their cars up to other stopped cars. You get the idea. Seems like this is the place to go if you want to troll for some hot man sex. Fine by me, just creepy to be here and not be in the know.
Generally, the park is nasty. Trash everywhere. My boyfriend noticed asian carp in the river, which is mostly dried up. There were a lot in there.
So if you like to fish for carp and get some action this is the place for you.
Leave your kids at home because if not you will have a lot of explaining to do.