Softails

THAT’S A JOKE, and Crackhead’s. I witnessed first hand a dancer whatever you want to call it sucking a dick in the middle of the establishment. I am not even joking in the least bit. The whores, or dancers was ugly and not pretty. No teeth, and looked like they needed to lay off the needle. Then «trying to dance», but it was nothing glamorous to look at it.
TACTY!!!

If I could do less than one star or negative stars I would. If you value your life you won’t go here unless you are armed. We decided to go here after a 5 star review on Unilocal.Thanks retard. We walked in on a brawl at the back door between some toothless, camoflage & overall wearing rednecks. As this is all going on I look to the stage which was about as big as a table to find a chubby girl dancing patheticaly to the beat of her own drummer. She had a look on her face that was a combination of «if I stop dancing beacuse of a lil stabbing theyll kill me and you should get out of here before they notice you.» Long story short last call had already been called which was great with me because I was looking for a reason to hit the door. Seriously folks this place is as bad as it gets. I swear at least one of those rednecks had a deer tied to the hood of their pickup out back. the funny thing just for a second I was alomost worred about offending someone with this but then again that would require one of their customers be able to read and even more out landish, be able to turn on a computer.

Softails is probably one of the best kept secrets in ‘downtown’ springfield, and it should be kept that way!
Located on college street right across from Brown Derby it’s a dive-​bar/​strip-​bar that is so old-​school and rough around the edges that it’s almost comical.
Beer and liquor is cheap, the music blaring out of the jukebox is loud, the girls are super friendly and the atmosphere reminds you of a biker bar.
Softails is open 6 days a week (Monday through Saturday) from 10.30 am til 1.30 am and serves no food.
The regulars are generally very friendly and if you want a REAL dive bar you simply cannot go wrong with Softails.