Walmart Vision Center

Worst store ever!!! There is never anyone there that can dispense contacts. Then when I started calling ahead of time it would be days before someone was there and then I would show up and one person in the entire place that could sell them left and might be back later. I wont go there unless I absolutely have to. I started driving to lodi, Tracy and Elk Grove stores because I know that I can actually get what I need.

Banned at the Wal-​Mart
This is still one of my favorite stores. How’s that for customer loyalty in the face of the indignation of being banned? It was at the optical dept. I had gone there to have a new pair of glasses made. The person waiting on me acted like she was there by commission. She said, «Your Dr wrote for regular and «Progressives.» She said I’d really like progressives. Red flag! alarm!, I never like anything. Said money back guarantee, no questions asked. I asked if they had a demo pair. She said they didn’t. {That would make too much sense to let people see what they are buying.] She must have had a quota or something. I went ahead and ordered them just in case in a 1 in a million shot, I did like them. Guess what? I think my eyes spun in opposite directions when I tried them on. Water started running in sides of my mouth, this was a barf-​making endeavor. I think I coughed up a hairball. Cha-​ching refund over here!
So a few weeks went by and I got a post card from Wal-​Mart optical. It said, One day, one time only sale on contact lenses 25% off. I hadn’t ever had one before like that, with specific time on it. My mind rushed to the thought of those stings cops make to catch crooks by pretending they won a big screen TV or something. Flushes them out for easy arrest. I wasn’t wanted that I knew of, so I thought, I need milk anyway, check out the contacts. When I got there, the lady takes the post card and goes behind a partition. She comes back out with a large file that written in Black and Red is a huge, «DO NOT SERVICE!!!» I had to laugh. After all, rating 3 exclamation marks takes some doing. She said, «It isn’t funny» I said, «Well it’s getting there.» She says, «You’re banned from Wal-​Mart!» I said, «What a STING!, You sure got me!» I was still laughing, she was NOT amused!
I didn’t see any armed security guards, so I asked, «Can I buy a carton of milk on my way out?» I’m laughing and she’s mad as a hornet. I left to get the milk. I kept thinking there would be security guards grabbing me, or refusing to sell the milk once I was in line. I realized the store must have worse criminals than people being banned for exercising their ‘no-​questions eyeglass refund.’ Besides they don’t check id’s at the door, I can sneak back in and buy milk again and again!
I LOVE WAL-​MART!
After thought: What’s in that file? «That Soandso said the glasses were barf-​making and other wisecracks. So I banned the soandsoandhismother!»