Target

Dirty bathroom

Go into Chez Target looking for:
–Luggage tags
I leave Chez Target with:
–A picture frame (for my parents)
–Greeting card (also for my parents)
–Yoga pants (it’s a constant thing, I tell you)
–An AC/​DC vintage-​esque t-​shirt (do I need to justify this?)
–Two headbands (I have hair, it needs holding back)
–New comforter/​sheet set to match my new bedroom (which requires me to pack ANOTHER suitcase to take back to SF… but, it was $ 35 dollars and obviously would go so nicely with the new paint job in my room… or, so I think, I haven’t seen it yet… but, $ 35! Sheets, blankie, thingie to cover pillows, bedskirt… COME ON!)
–New sleep mask (I’m weird, can’t sleep w/​out one)
–Five pack of Joe Boxer hipster boyshorts in pastel colors (one pair has SKULLS on them, how could I NOT buy them???)
–Conditioner (I have hair, it needs conditioning)
–Vanilla body spray (yes, I know strippers smell like vanilla, SHUT IT — I like vanilla!)
–Bottle of water (I was thirsty)
–Gum (I had coffee breath)
I leave Chez Target without:
–Luggage tags… which was actually what I needed.
D’OH!