Where Else

Been going there over a year now. Liked it for the lack of drama, the bartenders, and Bob, the owner. But when Brian, the part time bartender, fulltime asshole, pulls shit like he pulled tonight (and he wasnt even tending bar), it’s time to move on. Thanks Brian. The asshole of the year award is in the bag. You got it. Get a life, asshole.

ive never been here lmao.

Real chill Bar, they have a pool table, touch tunes jukebox, darts and an ATM machine inside if you’re runnin low on flow. Bob is the owner and it was a pleasure meeting him. I usually always have a shot of Jack when I stop by. Ya’ll should check it out.

Not a place you would take your girl to. Unless she has a serious drinking issue, tramp stamp and really really into Foghat. In that case, this spot is PERFECT! This place does offer cheap drinks but don’t expect to run into some friendly people here. It offers some of Sunland’s finest which is the Inland Empire’s WORST.

Great place right near my house love to go her after a long day or night have a couple drinks bar tenders are pretty cool drinks r cheap people are cool and very welcoming

Cool local dive bar… What else can I say

I love this place. It’s my home town bar. The people are cool and the beer is cold.

My honey and I used to go there when we lived down the street. They make a GREAT bloody mary! Bartender Char is friendly and the regulars are pretty cool. Its one of few dive bars that are still comfortable to go to. Ill be stopping by again soon! I want that bloody mary recipe!!!

Do you like Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Then this is the place for you.
Do you like C+ chicks who ask for you to buy them a drink like they’re B+ chicks?
Then this is the place for you.
Do you like tattooed necks, 1850’s beards, and darts?
Then this is the place for you.
Do you like Bud light?
Then this is the place for you.
Are you into ugly?
Then this is the place for you

Where Else?
I can imagine the thought that went into the clever, laugh-​out-​loud response of the first 50 something, drunk since high-​school, establishment owner, who was busy mixing a Dirty Manhattan for his bee-​hive sporting wife at 10:30 in the morning when he dreamed this award winning business moniker up. All the cylinders where obviously exploding over the dusky skies of Hiroshima that day.
«Where Else, get it?»
Horrible business name aside, Where Else ranks high in the out-​of-​the-​way drinking black holes that still exist and that have been passed over, thankfully, by that capricious hand of gentrification. You might see your own father at a place like this in the middle of the afternoon having a few beers with a girl who could look like your sister. Don’t be surprised if it is, and don’t be shocked if she’s wearing a filthy halter top and tube skirt — sans panties.
It’s sometimes dark, dank and dangerous, but most of the time it’s colorful enough to attract the left over dregs of humanity in Sunland that weren’t bright enough to get caught up in the drug trade or cop a 25 – 40 year bid for fill in the blank right here offense against mankind. This is one of two main places for Sunland working class locals. They’re just there to disappear into the wallpaper long enough to drink a few beers at 2.50 domestic, before the wife starts yelling about a county check. ‘The Sundown’ would be the other establishment high atop Mt. Gleason. Their, you can discover early man still trying to get a grip on the Oldowan era tool kit.
The cold beer comes reasonably cold, long neck, and if you order a mixed drink it better have either whiskey in it or tequila. Getting a fist out back on the way to the separated bathroom could happen if you stand out as a target, so don’t. You may be able to get a glass of wine, but probably before noon and no later. The bar staff are friendly and talkative, but don’t run a tab, unless you want to end up coughing up a c-​note or better after four or five drinks. It’s a place for heavy-​drinkers, locals and like I stated, your father celebrating with nervous sister — sans panties.
Don’t forget, it’s Sunland. Red, white and blue for sure. Red Necks, White Trash and Blue Collar.