Kellie’s NO NAME DINER

The pancakes are made from a cheap mix. The coffee is really bad. I was pretty sorry I ate there.

We used to go to the No Name Diner before it came under new ownership and became «Kellie’s». It wasn’t phenomenal but it was good, solid breakfast food. Last week, we went for the first time since the change and we will not be going back.
I used to think you can’t screw up breakfast food, but I was wrong. The «hashbrowns» were basically just boiled potatoes with about an entire almost-​raw diced onion on top. The biscuit was rubbery and I imagine not even made there (how hard is it to make a biscuit?!). The bacon came out straight up BURNT… actually black, and from the looks of it made in the microwave. I also have suspicion that my eggs were made in the microwave, as they had the strangest look and texture. Half of the yolk was cooked hard and the other half was runny with clear egg white and really undercooked. It was honestly the worst meal I have ever had in a restaurant and we will never go back. Don’t waste your time and money. If I could give it zero stars I would.

Friendly staff good portions. Homefries are hand cut and have a good crust on it from the flat top, onions add great flavor. Coffee was nothing special but the place was clean with fast service. Will return

We went for a late breakfast today. I ordered the meat lovers breakfast. Sausage, bacon and ham, home fries and 2 over easy eggs. We ordered at 11:58 and the food was on the table at 12:01. Everything but the two eggs was precooked. The sausage links were cold on the inside. That skeeved me out at bit. As normally I would expect them to cook them to order, so i thought i just ate raw pork. The waitress brought out 2 more sausage links, but left the others on the table to remind me of the this throughout my entire meal. They ask if you want onions in your home fries. The onions were basically raw and the potatoes were under seasoned, and not even browned. The waitress dropped menus on the table and didn’t even ask if we wanted coffee for another 5 minutes. I won’t be going back. I hadn’t gone before because the name of place suggests they are not a popular place, as they basically didn’t even change the sign when they took it over, they added, «Kellie’s» to the ‘NO NAME DINER’ sign. Best of luck, but you won’t see me again.

I had passed by this diner before but, I could not remember the name of the place. It doesn’t matter, it has no name.
I went for a late weekend breakfast and found this place to be in a blue collar neighborhood full of small manufacturing businesses and salt of the earth homes. With plenty of onsite parking, I easily found a spot for my Aston Martin DB3 (sure…if you believe that, I am Bond, James Bond).
I walked inside and found several smiling faces to greet me. I took a table to the right side of the entrance and received menus for breakfast and lunch/​dinner. It would certainly be breakfast for me. Coffee soon arrived, for $ 1.50, and I enjoyed an average, though desperately needed, cup of coffee. I had a craving for pancakes and eggs and they had a breakfast special: 2 eggs, 2 pancakes, and 2 sausage or bacon for $ 5.75. So, that is what I chose. I also ordered a half serving of hash browns without onions for $ 1.50.
My breakfast arrived quite quickly and was quite attractive looking. If only looks were as good as the taste. The two large pancakes were about a foot wide and I eagerly slathered butter on the hot pancakes. The eggs, which I asked to be prepared over medium, were perfectly cooked. The home fries used fresh potatoes and had a delightful fresh, golden brown crunchy crust. My first taste was to come from taking a bite of the sausage… they looked like «Brown N Serve» pre-​cooked sausage links. Sure enough, one bite proved to me that they were. Sadly, these were still refrigerator cold on the interior. I was quickly able to get the attention of a friendly waitress, told her of my sausage issue and received steaming hot sausages about 2 minutes later… straight from the microwave. Not a good move…
The pancakes, while large, fresh, and hot, were from a «just add water» batter. They were slightly chewy or rubbery. That is the reason I never order pancakes at McDonald’s and I won’t order pancakes here again.
But, the eggs and the homefries were fantastic ! Each was properly cooked, tasty and showed that this diner can make really excellent food when they use good ingredients.
So, I will go back because I can see the ability that they have to prepare fresh food, the very good service and a very nice atmosphere (think casual and homey).
So, here is the breakdown:
Eggs = 5 stars (They cooked them over medium to perfection)
Hashbrowns= 5 stars
Coffee= 3 stars
Sausage= 2 stars
Pancakes= 2 stars
Service = 5 stars
You can see that this is a mixed review and I remain optimistic and will revisit as they have many selections and some excellent offerings.

Had a decent omelette. Not the best I’ve ever had, but good.
For the amount and quality of food you get, the prices are very reasonable. Being it’s so close to my house, I wouldn’t mind eating here more often.

This is the morning after diner u want just no milk shakes! And don’t click on directions to bus its the wrong address.

I like this place. Great omelet, great french toast. Does it stand out from any other diner around here? Not really, but it’s good.

Yay! I love this place for breakfast. They are only open for dinner on Friday nights, every other day they close at 2. The wait staff is friendly and attentive and food always comes out fast even when they’re really busy. mmm… I want an omelette!
Omelets are huge, they’re made with like 8 eggs or something terrifying like that but you can order halves. yay!