Euphoria Bistro and Bar

Talk about a fall from grace…
Two attempts to return were botched, thanks to Euphoria being closed for renovations. The third attempt failed in another sense. Allow me to explain.
August in Phoenix = HOT
But, duh. You knew that. So imagine my disappointment to come here for Happy Hour, only to be subjected to migraine-​inducing heat and little air circulation. The back door was open to allow in «fresh air.»
Props to the place for adding some couches and a couple big TVs. But a huge minus for no A/​C. I slurped down my requested ice water in 46.7 seconds (a new world record) and then concurred with my friend: we had to bolt. Swamp ass and Migraines doth not a happy hour make.
3 stars = Dead Guy still on tap; new couches; yummy food; sweet HH prices
Dockin’ a star off for no A/​C, spotty service, chubby patrons with stinky butts (don’t ask); and ½ the taps being out of commission (at least Rogue was available).
Euphoria, you’re on thin ice with me… Maybe you should give each customer a bucket of ice when they walk through the door. They can suck on the ice, put it down their pants and shirts, rub it on each other… Sounds like a good time to me (not).

Actually haven’t eaten here, but was here for some music one night and hellooo! Air conditioner! Maybe you’ve heard of them?
The bartendress was really nice.