Curves Cabaret

First and last time we will go to this club. After spending over $ 200 on over priced poorly made drinks in a hour and a half time span we left the club at 1:50 and called an über. At 1:51 I asked if my girlfriend could go back inside to use the restroom and were told by the two 150 lb young kids working the door she could not reenter and use the bathroom and that no one was allowed to re-​enter after 1:30. I asked to speak to a manager and was told he was busy.
This will be the last time we go to this place.

GREAT food good prices! Bomb ass burgers with french fries for $ 2 and if you like chicken wings they’re only 25 cents each! KILLER drink specials! And the BEST looking girls in Tucson

This used to be a great club. Now, it makes me feel uncomfortable to even walk through the door. The location isn’t that great… it’s in a shady part of town. In the past, I could get over this fact because the girls inside were beautiful and well-​composed. The last time I went, girls looked like they’d feel more at home begging outside a Circle K than dancing on stage. Some were so messed up they couldn’t walk. I got a dance from a very cute girl with short hair, but without provocation she pulled her panties down and tried to unzip my pants. I’m not saying I’m against some action, but if a girl is pulling it out for free, without even asking me first, there’s something wrong. I’m not sure if she was very drunk, or if this is just what the club is doing now. The type of girl in the club reflects the type of customer, too. Many gangster-​looking guys, very few nicer looking or nice-​dressed men in the club. I felt out of place. It’s a shame Tucson has no good strip clubs anymore.

Went on a Saturday night, which is probably primetime. The girls were gorgeous – only one or two that were shot out physically. Lap dances were fun & tasteful, atmosphere was relaxed and enjoyable, with a number of TV screens here and there to watch sports (but with so much eye candy, I’d find it hard to pay attention). Service was a little spotty at the tables – I had to wait a while to get a drink once I moved away from the bar. There was one dancer who was kinda trashy – I tipped her while she was dancing and she came over and grabbed my front-​junk. Maybe I’m old fashioned or a prude, but a crotch grab is a little nasty (maybe not if you’re in the champagne room or in a more private space)…
Overall, this was a very enjoyable experience, and I’ll be back at least once a month.

This used to be the best, now maybe I have been coming at the wrong times but seems in the last few months things have gone downhill. A lot of girls are good looking but these ones don’t know how to act. Just beware, a few are nice but girls like Elsie are the ones who give strippers bad names.

Best club in tucson, az. If you are in the area than you should check it out. The girls here are very beautiful

The only strip club I have been to are the ones on the East Coast. Which is very different because there are apparently a lot of rules in the EC compared to here. Regardless, this place is pretty cool. I came with a friend on free taco night, the tacos were delicious, and the girls were friendly and beautiful. My only complaint is that on the EC if a girl looks like she is drunk out on the floor, she is taken to the back and told to sober up. Here there are girls who become hot drunken messes and its really unattractive and bothersome when they try to order more drinks for themselves on your tab! Not cool. I wish they would have more discounts for beers and well drinks because after happy hour, two beers are 7 $ a piece.

First off, I believe in these businesses and totally support their freedom, function, & freedom of choice. Because there are those that are against strip clubs and those that are the other extreme that think they’re brothels.
I was going in September 2013. The outside ambiance is inviting, clean, the asphalt/​parking lot is well maintained, nice big billboard mentioning the special of the day.
I was only in the main floor and restroom. I haven’t tried the private/​VIP/​Champagne Room (s).
The owner/​manager along w/​other strip clubs in Tucson, should read a book on Feng Shui and think about what a 1^st time customer would think/​do upon walking in; e.g. where the attention gets focused, energy flow, mood, and music. Music by itself is powerful, the volume & type needs to be just right. A music-​box machine would be nice. And/​or a macbook, PC, smartphone, or ipod w/​Pandora. The music needs to be louder. Should rarely play the filthy hip-​hop/​rap music that everyone hears and instead play real music e.g. Milk Inc., Tiesto, Trance, Rob Zombie «Living Dead Girl», «Bring Me To Life» by Evanescence. &/​or use Pandora One. Suggestion boxes, surveys, & online surveys on where/​how there can be improvement because it would help a lot.
The bouncer was polite. Though he’s unnecessarily required to metal scan our crotches with an EMF-​emitting wand. That wand kills sperm. Logically speaking, if weapons aren’t allowed, then there should be a large lit-​up sign at the entrance and outside wall that say No Weapons Allowed. Then metal scanning wouldn’t be needed because the bouncer pats-​down. In fact, the bouncer should be armed w/​police gear: pistol, mace, knife, breathalizer device, handcuffs, club, & flashlight. Along w/​weapons training of course. The bouncer should always ask if someone is new if he notices so. And if so, explain the rules/​laws/​expectations/​events/​etiquette to the entering customer.
I was manipulated to get my 1^st lap dance here so i had to go to my car to get cash. But the bouncer said they normally don’t allow coming back. WHY? But he was nice enough to give me a warning for next time.
All employees should be somewhat armed. Whether it be a knife and/​or mace. Bartenders in this country used to keep a pump action 12-​gauge, like a saloon. But i dont know if today’s tyrannic laws allow that. Why not allow weapons? Cowboys did.
Proper large, illuminated, and visible sign postage before entering, including website postage, would help everyone. Brochures/​fliers/​menu/​rules etc. should be available for take upon entry/​exit/​entrance, outside wall, and on the door, and in Spanish, would bring more profit. Because everything would be better if everyone could understand, be warned, and know what lines not to cross.
Perhaps upgrade the dance platforms w/​strings of LED’s along the edges; such that platform dancers can have adequate/​comfortable space to dance on? Preferably in the center of the main floor to focus the attention of entering customers. Main floor could use a sliding wall down the middle so it doesn’t feel/​look so big&empty. Sliding doors all over would be better/​safer than swing. Moonroof and upper deck patio pool & spa would be cool, e.g. pool party events.
Main floor chairs should have larger back-​rests and able to accommodate tall people comfortably e.g. I’m 6 foot tall, and so are some of the dancers. Leg rests would be great because dancers can also use em to sit, etc. It’s not a good idea to have chairs right up against the edge of the dance platforms because the dancers need personal space/​wiggle room to dance. Let them choose whether they wanna get close to you or not. I’m sure most of them don’t want customers inappropriately touching/​harassing them or vice-​versa.
Seats should be leather, not cloth, for hygiene, ease of clean. Cloth can hold/​capture: dirt, microbes, BO, etc.
The sole TV is old & blurry. I’d replace it with a solid quality new Panasonic HD plasma, not LCD, trust me, i own one.
Lighting:
It’s too dark! Halogen/​incandescent/​spotlight/​LED/​red-​light therapy/​lighting needed. Warmth, intimacy, relaxation, & glow should be the aim.
Safety of dancers:
Even though i haven’t seen or attempted it. I heard of a customer that got away w/​fingering a dancer’s genitals and getting a blow-​job while in the Champagne Room years ago. Im not surprised because according to a survey conducted 16 years ago of «dancers» nation-​wide, it found employees, bouncers, and managers, sometimes do it too! I would assume that the dancers would most likely be embarrassed, stay quiet about it, because they want their pay; and probably can’t report it because they’d loose their job. Probably depends on the dancer, state, business, and if its being monitored. This can lead to sexism. Everything including the private rooms and parking lot should be monitored to prevent this, and for security.
The girls are too pushy about giving a lap dance. Do i have to buy something to be left alone to watch the dancers

Everything was fairly priced including 5 $ ATM fee!

Im only writing this review because no one else has done it yet. If you’re looking for a good strip club in Tucson, Curves is definitely top two. The beer flows like wine and the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano!