RadioShack

I know what you’re thinking.
How you ask?
By using my remote sensing ability, combined with keen intuition and genuine empathy.
Plus, I’ve created a «pseudo» Faraday cage in my living room– all thanks to Radio Shack and aluminum foil.
With the Shack’s new «Do It Together» branding, I’ve been able to block all microwave/​ELF signals and suggestions that keep me average… and, more importantly, keep my Unilocal subpar.
Oh, and I also bought me some ear buds. Cause I like getting my groove on kicking Wham! full bars.
Radio Shack (the Shack) is in its wobbly death throes. The NYSE has already inscribed a tombstone for this electronics/​phone/​computer retail chain.
Hey– I’m writing this on a TRS80!
Oh well Radio Shack, for what it’s worth, I received excellent customer service from your store. Thank you for the recommendation and treating me cool. It’s not easy being old.
Thanks also for the 70’s CB craze.
Not that my dream job was driving a cab-​over Pete with a reefer on, or a Jimmy haulin’ hogs.
Well, I’m off to pay the water bill at a pickle park. Keep your back door free of gumballs in the cash lane. I’m 10 – 19, good buddy.