Wet Willie’s

Wow, really good adult slushies! It’s a real treat and all the flavor combinations are mind boggling. Awesome staff who are very creative.

The secret is out. Dammit. Wet Willie’s used to be an awesome spot for breakfast. You could walk right in with a couple dollars and get a hot & delicious breakfast sandwich so fast you’d think they had house elves working in the back. Those were the days. Sigh.
Now there’s a display on the sidewalk announcing that they serve breakfast. You’re lucky to grab a table, and then you’re even luckier if someone visits your table. We had to wait a really long time just for our coffee. We were told the manager was getting more styrofoam cups for hot drinks; sure enough, we saw a man walk through a few minutes later with a bag of cups. Ten or fifteen minutes later, the coffee showed up. Our sandwiches were brought out quite awhile after that, but our home fries weren’t. We asked about them & they finally arrived, but we realized we didn’t have any forks. When I got up and asked for forks, the manager (I’m assuming, since it was the same guy that had brought in the cups) kind of barked at me, «How many?» And then he turned and went to the back room without another word and he didn’t say anything to me when he handed me the forks. Really, dude? You could at least smile? I need copious amounts of coffee in the morning, and even though I had to wait forever for you to bring me a cup, I smiled and thanked you when you did.
So the sandwiches are still yummy and cheap, but I don’t think it’s worth the wait.
At night, the drinks aren’t bad (but they have a Jack & Ginger drink — and say it’s made with Jack Daniel’s bourbon. Um, no. Jack Daniel’s is Tennessee whiskey. You won’t find «bourbon» anywhere on the bottle). And they’ll give you a bowl of water for your dog, which is appreciated.