Silver Bullet Bar

We ordered strippers from this establishment weeks in advance under the assumption that they would be available at the time of our private event. Instead, we were stood up, hoodwinked, and bamboozled by these garbage strippers. This is the most unprofessional, jank-*ss, joke of a strip club I have ever been associated with. I wish I could give it zero stars. I will be taking my business to Ocean from now on.

This is the first strip club I’ve been to… And it’s not what I expected at all. My expectations came mostly from Instagram and YouTube, so I thought I was going to see some insane pole acrobatics and such. Definitely not the case. The dancers, without exception, were out of shape and did no more than languidly caress a pole and saunter around the stage. Probably the most complicated move I saw all night was a woman dancing above a man’s face.
Also one of the dancers groped my boobs, which was weird but not terrible. Lawl.
Silver Bullet is kind of dumpy but four stars for what it is. It’s an interesting place. The other people at my table, mostly older men and women, were super nice and fun. Also, IIRC, women don’t pay cover.

I planned on taking a bachelor party to this bar. I wrote and found out they were very party friendly. When I got to the bar, they refused my entry. They said that i had drank too much that night and when i tried to explain to them that i was a service member that was returning from Iraq and although i am within my legal limit, i might be a little more affected because i haven’t drank in 6 months. while i was trying to explain this, a «gentleman» grabbed my shirt and pushed me out of the entry way.
this was not only military unfriendly, but it would seem that they only are looking to sell their over priced drinks. if you are looking for a good time, look elsewhere.

5 totally skanky stars! and i say that in the best way possible.
let’s be honest– no one comes to the bullet thinking they are going to see amazingly hot strippers do crazy pole acrobatics and pop bottles in the champagne room. this is a dive. you come to the bullet for the following reasons:
–there are some hot girls here. there are also some girls here who know they have a face for radio, but work it out extra hard from the neck down to compensate. my favorite? this weekend i got a lap dance or 3 from a hot, super thick blond chick in little reading glasses. almost fat, but definitely phat. you just don’t see that enough!
–girls get in free. guys, if you use the atm, it spits out a free admission
–got a table close to the stage? for $ 1, these girls will go balls out: legs wrapped around your head, coochie in the face, motorboats for days, etc.
–need some attention form the lady on stage? get $ 1, go stand by the pole or lay on your back on the stage… they will get that money! if you are a girl, be prepared for them to try and lift your shirt up on stage. my advice is save it for the lap dance.
–lapdance for $ 10! guys, you have to abide by the typical rules. girls, get ready! you can touch all over the dancers. they can and will touch all over you.
one time, back in the day, there was a hot latina dancer that had a nice set of implants, and was giving me a lapdance:
stripper: (takes my hands and places on her implants) SQUEEZE THEM HARD!
me: i don’t want to pop one…
stripper: try to pop one. you can’t!
quality all the way, baby.

Like most strip clubs in rural Illinois, it’s a great place where you can watch overweight farm girls pay for junior college and pretend not to feel horribly awkward.
Unlike the others, however, this place is near a university campus. That makes The Bullet (what real locals call it) particularly special.
It’s a place where you can can watch overweight *suburban* girls pay for *university* and pretend not to feel horribly awkward.