BSR Cable Park

If you are really young and want to party this might be a fun place for you. Also they will hit you up to pay $ 10 a person before you even make it into the park. Then prepare to wait inline just to park. Then get ready for another really long line to sign a waiver and pay. You can sign a waiver online but what’s the point. You still have to wait in line to pay to get into the park. Then after all the wait finally got our tickets. Then we went to the bar to get a drink and guess what another long line. When we were finally next, The bar closed down unless you had already started a tab because their internet was down. So we go to the lazy river and we couldn’t even get a tube. Then We went on to the slides. There were so many people just standing at the back watching and drinking. Also get this they never came out. Eww. Then people were taking their dogs in the water to do their business too. Needless to say 3 out 5 of our party never even got wet! Would be funny if we hadn’t spent $$$ to get in plus our time. The water was disgusting in the lazy river and the slide area. I think the only way most people get in the water is if you are too drunk to care. Especially if you have a family DO NOT bring them here! This just went from bad to worse at this place! We went back to the lazy river and wall to wall people and the water looked even worse! Not sure how this place is open! I spent a lot of $$$ and didn’t even get wet! Save your $$$, & time & Go somewhere else!

If you need to get away, this is the place.
$ 20 per person plus a $ 10 for a cooler float and you can be own your way to and all day pass to the lazy river. $ 10 more and you can launch yourself sky high into the air on the Royal Flush slide.
No Glass Anything!!!
BYOB, food, grills, canopys, chairs, dogs on leashes, if you have it you can bring it.
Did I mention, BYOB. Liqour, beer, moonshine, absinthe, as long as it is in a plastic container, BRING IT!
Speakers and music are ok, however there was a DJ on site playing good music that can be heard very well around the park.

The park was worth the drive from Dallas. It is a fun day trip floating the lazy river. The slides were fun. The water looks a little murky in the pictures, but it is fine. I was worried when I was thinking of going there. There were kids and teenagers at the park, so remember to take your act-​right pills. I didn’t see anyone out of control and was impressed.
There were a couple of things that I didn’t care for. the parking lot is rock and made for a SUV or truck. It wasn’t car-​friendly. I will know next time. The lazy river was short and began to get crowded as the day wore on. As I was paying for my pass, a girl dressed in gothic black from head to toe walked in. The young ladies who worked there scoffed at the patron. It just rubbed me the wrong way. Yes, it was a little odd to be so covered on a scorching day, but the staff should still be courteous to all patrons.

If you are looking for a place that is cheaper than Schlitterbahn for you and your buddies to hangout and enjoy some fun in the sun? This is the place for you
If you are looking for a place to bring yours kids? Go to Hawaiian falls.
I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! The people and the atmosphere are all amazing!
I would come here everyday if i could.
Helpful tips: Bring your own booze or snacks and leave your children at home– This is a place for young-​old adults to hang out, drink and have fun.
The slides will leave you sore the next day but they are worth the thrill.

This is a review for Royal Flush only inside BSR Cable Park.
We expected a super slide and man made pond. We expected BYOB and behaviors to match. We expected to be sore. We expected being a spectator to be as much fun as sliding. We expected the toilets to resemble a campground. We expected that packing a lunch would improve our day.
We did not expect to see as many women riding the slides as men. We did not expect sliders to clear so quickly and eliminate lines all day. We did not expect all day sliding with life jacket to cost $ 20.
There are obviously things that can be done to improve the entire experience, but not my job here.
We are all 44 or 45 years old and very sore, but could not stop sliding. We plan to return.

3.5 hours of San Antonio lays a nice cable park for you and your friends to enjoy. Arrived there at 12nn. Signed the electronic waivers. Kids at the cashier ask what we wanted to start with. Having read the Unilocal reviews right before leaving San Antonio, I had pretty much made up my mind that there was no way in hell I would get on the slides. So my girlfriends and I opted for a nice ride along the lazy river.
Not sure how long it is, or if it is really the longest lazy river in the world, but it was pretty long. They have single and double tubes. The single tubes had a beer holder! *yay* We bought an extra tube for our cooler for an extra $ 10. The water was a nice bronze-​grey in color, nothing too disgusting. 6 beers in after our first round, a few in our group headed to the slides. I, in my not-​so-​sober state, decided to follow. I heard a DJ and music and saw people sliding down these huge slides and jumping into the water!
Now I’m pretty sure if I wasn’t sober I would’ve thought a bit more about what came next — I went back to the front desk and paid an extra $ 10 for slide access. Stumbled my way back to the slide area, put on a life jacket and made my way up to the smallest of the 3 slides (guess I wasn’t that drunk). The announcer makes sure everything is clear before counting down and having the next group slide down. So I sit down, for a second wondering if this was going to be a good — before I could even finish the thought, he says, «3, 2, 1 go!» I cross my arms and legs and hoped for the best. ¾ of the way down, I move to the side and panic a bit, mid-​panicked-​state, I am lifted probably only 10 feet into the air and flail my extremities around like a little insect trying to hold onto my car’s windshield, and then SPLAT onto the water. Pain followed almost immediately. I did not get onto the slide again. In short, the slides are fun — it will hurt if you land into the water the wrong way. I can definitely understand a lot of the experiences here. I am currently writing this review 1 day after our BSR trip, and I have the largest bruise of my life all along the side of my left thigh and calf. But honestly I attribute that to my bad landing. My friends went on a few more times and had fun.
Moving on to the wakeboarding! I’ve never wake boarded before, but I have snowboarders in the past. A 2 hour package with rental gear cost me approx. $ 50, which is, what I was told, the usual cost. It is inclusive of private lessons though. There is a separate little lake on the side, with a mini cable area where they teach first-​timers. I pretty much had a one on one session, so my instructor had me go back and forth around four times. The water honestly looked pretty dirty though, and when he told me I had to start in the water, I cringed a bit. By dirty. I mean probably the same color as the lazy river but with all sorts of foliage floating around. I liked how he really looked at my form and told me what to focus on. When he thought I was good to go, he let me head onto the actual cable park. The hardest part was starting from the dock. I fell pretty hard the first few times, but managed to make it on my 4^th try. The guy controlling the cables told me what to expect getting off the dock, and helped push me every time it was my turn to go. The people were also very supportive, I felt incredibly motivated to keep going even if my hands were calloused and bleeding, and my muscles ached.
I went on a day when there wasn’t too many people, not too much of a crowd. I heard it gets so packed in the summer. Overall it was a fun trip. Don’t expect anything too fancy. And be careful on the slides.

Not sure where to start with this place.
I had three huge paragraphs written out on why this place was such a failure – In the end I decided to delete it and just leave a (hopefully) more concise summary for you.
Save your money. There is better entertainment elsewhere for what you would pay at BSR. A shockingly large number of people have gotten hurt here, the conditions of this «park» are deplorable, and the customer service is the worst I have experienced in numerous years.
Look at my previous reviews for any other place… I’m one of those schmucks that hasn’t left less than a 3-​star review for pretty much anything. Trust me on this: the customer service here is awful. Do NOT order anything from the blonde female bartender. She’s awful. I was willing to accept that our experience last year was a fluke and maybe she was new or was a manager’s relative or something that would eventually be filtered out of their employee group. NOPE. She’s still there as of last weekend – and is still royally screwing up orders in addition to having an absolute CRAP disposition.
I don’t get it.

This place is phenomenal. The staff is helpful, the facilities are gorgeous, and it’s a great place for a fun day out. The wake boarding starts off in the learning pool behind the volleyball court, there you learn to stand up and how to launch properly, and once you «pass» the learning pool you move to the cable pool (the big round one). Launching off there is difficult for sure, but it’s exhilarating when you finally get it. You get sore quickly, but it’s so much fun.
Rentals are reasonable, I think you can get out of there for a two hour rental and two hour park pass for 40 bucks. The equipment is quality for beginners.
The bar is great, the food is decent, but let’s face it, you’re not here for the food. I had a pizza one time and the only disappointment was that it was very small. The pizza is delicious and the drinks are tasty. You can’t drink and then wakeboard though.
The 50 person hot tub is awesome, they often have volleyball games going, and usually there are people at the beach sunbathing. Also, lemurs!!! They have lemurs in the island in the circular pool.
It really is an amazing, all around family experience.

I, like many others on here… had a pretty terrible experience.
My boyfriend and I both got multiple injuries (I broke my tailbone, like, for real. And my boyfriend experienced one of the worst «strawberries» I’ve ever seen… when I looked at it, I shuddered.)
Off his first run, on the medium slide mind you, the skin on one side of his butt cheek was completely scrapped off and rolled up all the way at the top of his crack… so like a inch wide, 5 inch long cut. Looked so painful.
He still has a major scar… this was almost a year ago-​btw and I’m still writing this review because someone brought this place up and I couldn’t believe I hadn’t written a bad review for this place!
I LITERALLY JUST CREATED THIS Unilocal ACCOUNT TO HAVE THIS BE MY FIRST REVIEW AGAINST THIS PLACE. It’s that bad.
Then on my second run, first and only time on the large slide — I broke my tailbone on impact hitting the water. I couldn’t swim out of the way as my legs had no feeling in them. I had to be SWIFTLY pulled out of the way… as the «lifeguard» teenager didn’t think to even check if the path was clear before sending down the next sliders. So me and the guy saving me almost got completely pummeled.
Unreal experience. We will never return. From all the other reviews and the 15+ injuries I personally witnessed ranging from the busted chin, to the busted skull. Practically everyone around us was bleeding and complaining — just like us. AVOID. THE HYPE IS FAKE. This place sucks. Not to mention the disgusting water, spiders and lack of costumer service at all.
No one even checked if we actually signed waivers before paying. So we could have easily skipped that and got big bucks from our injuries, but alas we are too good for that. Assuming some one will do that soon — I expect this place to be closed by the end of the year. Heres to hoping.

Place is a blast without question. You just need to realize that it’s not a 5 star resort, and that it’s a blast if you come prepared with what to expect. No, the water is not clear and it’s not chlorinated pool water.
We spent the day doing the slide as well as the lazy river and all of us had a blast. Realize that the Royal Flush is for real and you might end up with a few bruises for sure. Launching 25 feet in the air is no joke and water isn’t a soft cushy landing pad. lol
DJ, Entertaining announcer on the slide letting everyone know when to watch someone being a bit risky. Coolers welcome so what’s to complain about. Basically a red neck version of Wet and Wild built in the country. Definitely going back next summer and hope to spend the weekend in one of their cabins.

Royal flush slide famous on youTube is a huge disappointment… The water is dyed which is really gross because who knows how clean/​dirty this place really is. There are no rules here so I wouldn’t even be surprised if someone was badly injured. This guy had a concussion and they didn’t even bother to put it on hold. As soon as they took him out of the water, they resumed. My boyfriend and his friend who rode the slide had their skin peeled off the back near the tailbone area and they’ve only rode on it twice.
The lazy river is disgusting. It’s dirt water and warm and too long. We wanted to get out faster so we just started swimming.
Make sure you print out or have your waiver form emailed to you before you go. They don’t have a sign of this anywhere so just FYI.

If I could give less than 1 star I would. If you are not an experienced wake boarder, don’t enjoy swimming in mud holes and aren’t fond of sexually explicit music or commentary, avoid this place at all costs. This is not a family friendly place. It’s geared toward the young, experienced wake board/​water activities crowd.
It seems to me the people who opened this place have a love for water boarding and some other water type activities, but have zero business sense and are a lawsuit waiting to happen. I don’t care what waivers they make you sign or how many signs they have posted, there should be experienced lifeguards on duty anywhere there is water and they take your money to get in.
The staff is primarily made up of young, smart aleck kids. They might know the intricacies of wake boarding, but their communication, customer services and common sense skills are sorely lacking. Not to mention the inappropriate behavior. Over by the royal flush you can hear the kid over the microphone, blaring throughout most of the park saying offensive and inappropriate things to customers.
The wake board area where the novice has to go before they can go in the big boy lake is an absolute ripoff. We paid for two hours for my daughter. She waited well over an hour and a half for her turn. The cable broke so she had to wait for that to be fixed. By the time it was fixed and the people ahead of her went, her two hours had run out. They let her go for a little while but wouldn’t give her an extra run. Yet for some reason other people got the extra time due to the broken cable. We’re talking a 12 year old girl. Any other business would have given us some extra time but the attitude of the staff was so unprofessional and down right mean.
In the restaurant the staff was too busy flirting with each other to be bothered getting us another round of drinks. This might explain why it took an hour for our hamburger and basket of chicken tenders to make it to the table.
The muddy lazy river. Caution: be careful! There are steps that you need to walk down to get into the river. How many? I couldn’t tell you because the water is so muddy you can’t see them. Someone is going to break an ankle one of those days just trying to get into the river.
BTW…What the other reviewers say is true… all the water in the park is muddy. The crystal blue you see is dye.
So, if your looking for some clean, family friendly water fun and want to get your money’s worth, this is not the place for you. My suggestion is you head over to Hawaiian Falls instead.

I like to think that I prepared myself for my visit by reading both good and bad Unilocal reviews on this place and honestly the bad ones really scared me but I went ahead with it and I’m so glad I did. My friends and I got there around 3 on a Wednesday, the crowd was just the right amount of people. We brought tons of alcohol (no glass), filled out the waiver ahead of time online to save time, brought our own food, and prepared for the worst. We ended up having so much fun! We skipped the lazy river because lets be real, we can do that at any other water park and paid $ 15 for the slides only. On the regular days you also don’t have to rent a life jacket because they have a big pile of them at the bottom of the slides. My friends went off the tallest one a couple times while I could only brave the middle one. It’s all good and fun if you know how to land properly and it’s a do at your own risk type of thing. My second time off of the middle one I landed on the side of my face which left with a slight headache and dizziness. One of my friends attempted a flip and landed on his head, he had a big headache afterwards too. Make sure you and your friends know the signs of a concussion! The two of us were fine after 5 minutes though. Another one of my friends busted his chin open but that’s because he went head first on his stomach and didn’t prop his head up far enough so that it bumped the curve of the slide’s slope. The kids working the park were nice enough to put some tape on it to keep the skin together and a band-​aid. Other than that, our group had tons of fun though. We each went off of the slides about 5 – 8 times each. People were friendly and everybody was just drinking, chilling, and having a good time. We found out later from a chill girl who works there that you can come there for free on regular days and just swim and hang out even! But because of all the injuries some people can get from the slides, the park might have to take them down soon. Coming on a regular day instead of Friday Saturday Sunday also makes the staff a lot friendlier and helpful than what the bad reviews say. The blue water is not that dirty and gross either, I mean it is a dug up area with water thrown in it. The next day my friends and I were definitely sore. Butts and stomachs from belly or back flopping, arms because we slapped the water when we landed, and my neck because of the whiplash when I landed on my face but it’s all a part of the experience, honestly.
If you come knowing what to expect, you’ll have tons of fun. But if you’re looking for a family friendly place that caters food, provides you chairs and shade, has life guards to watch your children, and to be in chemically «clean» water, go to real water park.

Went here yesterday with friends and family to enjoy our Sunday!
I was a little worried as to how it will be and if our Sunday will be spend having fun or just wasting two hours to get there because we have read some reviews before we left and a lot of people seemed to say something negative! So we took the risk and made the 2 hour drive to Waco
As we arrived we weren’t sure what to looks for as there were no signs or anything but leading to the park so we continued driving and spotted a bunch of cars and the lake and finally found it
Upon entering you are welcomed by a lady where they charge 10 $ per person for entry then you drive down this gravel road to find a parking! Parking isn’t very organized as we noticed people were parking where ever they can squeeze In! So we found a parking and continued on! We were told as we entered that we have to go in the office and sign a waiver for the royal flush so we did and proceeded to the office and pay for the royal flush and fill out or waivers
As we entered the park we noticed there was a dj and that was a plus and a lot of room to just sit down and enjoy some cold beer!
We found or spot got settled and enjoyed the rides and the lake! Overall great experience going down the royal flush of pure a adrenaline junkie! Also big plus for being able to bring your own coolers inside!
Only reason it kept me from giving a 5 star was because you are forced to pay 10 $ for EACH person in the car, even thought online it stated it was 10 $ per car! Which I think is a total rip off especially after having trouble finding a parking spot and making sure no one will hit you as it was tight to park between the trees and hard to find a soft smooth parking! You already have to pay for all the extra activities that you are doing so I don’t see a reason why there should be a 10 $ parking entry!
Overall we will defiantly be back pretty soon with a bigger group!
Oh and quick suggestion make sure you arrive early as possible to enjoy because the lines for the slide can get pretty long and up to half an hour wait time!

My family and I went expecting to have a great time. My opinion immediately diminished with $ 10 per person to enter/​park. We had coupons for half off on a day pass, the guy that ran the register said those were only for the cable park as the coupons were made way before the lazy river/​royal flush. There should be some kind of disclaimer for that. So the coupons weren’t honored. I thought it was, otherwise I would have advised my family to leave.
When signing the waiver, the rules say no outside food or drink and no pets, except seeing eye dogs. Everyone I saw brought their own food and drink and dogs running around. I love dogs, but I think it’s unreasonable when they run around unleashed and steal peoples food.
When entering the river/​slide area I saw several groups ahead of me just casually asked if they were 21+
I identified my brother as being under 21, then I got carded. Why isn’t everyone carded?
I didn’t like how employees used tobacco while working. As in spitting in their spitters or lighting a cigarette while doing their job.
False advertising on the slide part. The water is dyed blue, which kind of looks like toilet water to me. Not the impression I got from YouTube or the website.

When we first got there, it was very chaotic, unorganized, and took FOREVER. We had even signed waivers before we got there and it still took us 2 hours to get inside the actual park.
The slides were fun, but they also took a good hour to get to the very front of the line. We also paid to go in the Lazy River, but once we saw it in person, decided not to. Seemed very dirty and packed. They gave us a $ 10 refund for it.
I also didn’t like the music they were playing. There were lots of little kids there and lots of music with cursing, etc. (Dropping f-​bombs and everything else.) Definitely wouldn’t want my kids hearing that.
Overall, it was a fun day but I’d probably never come back.

$ 10 for admission which goes toward credit on whatever you choose to do inside the park. Your choices are water slide, lazy river, or cable park. I only experienced the water slide. Which was a total thrill! The rest of my afternoon consisted of wading in the water watching others slide.
(I didn’t pick the lazy river because it looked more like a country ditch filled with tubes.)
The park allows alcohol and food, so bring your own! Save some money. Don’t even bother with the restaurant or bar. Also, they don’t have changing rooms or showers.
Overall, it’s a good way to spend your summer days.

IF I knew I’d be spending the day in muddy water and get served awful food, I wouldn’t have made the drive from Dallas, but since I traveled all that way, I made the best of it!
I had a good time (because I decided to remain positive. I also secretly hoped I’d cross paths with Mama June, Sugar Bear, and Honey Boo Boo) I think the park is well kept and free of trash. Very relaxed atmosphere, as well. The bartender was excellent in dealing with the awful, hardened cheese fries I was served, twice. The entire food situation was ridiculous. I truly hope the money was refunded because she was unable to provide receipt.
Had the water areas been more pool like this place wouldve been way better. I’d much rather swim in a lake or river if I’m going to be in yucky looking/​smelling water.

Went on Sunday with a group of friends, and had a great time! We went on the lazy river, which was fun and the river had a nice flow, the water was muddy from all the clay but that didn’t really bother us! If you don’t like to swim in muddy water then DONT go on this river! But other than that, it was a great time!
The slides were awesome! My tip would be if you’re going down the slides make sure cross your arms and legs, and definitely TUCK YOUR CHIN into your chest cause you will knock your head on the slide (especially on the big one) l. And I’d recommend to bring YOUR OWN life jacket. The line waiting to use a life jacket is about 30 – 45 minutes deep.
If you want to try out the cables, get there earlier in the day or again BRING YOUR OWN LIFE JACKET! I tried to sign up my brother and his friend for the cables, but they told us that they ran out of life jackets but had enough helmets and wake boards and didn’t know when they would get more jackets.
I’d recommend packing some food/​drinks as well. Our friend went to their bar and waited like an hour just for some chicken wings.
Be prepared to be dirty when you leave ! There is mud EVERYWHERE! Overall great experience, next time we come we are gonna bring a grill!

I’m only giving 2 stars because the guy we dealt with was super nice, if not for him this place would get 1 star. I wish I had read the reviews on this place. We went because their internet site made this place seem awesome. We are from out of town so we were really siked about going.
1. There are no signes to tell you a where to go. We walk into the lobby and no one explains anything to you. We had to go back to the lobby twice because the young girl at the desk didn’t tell us we need to pay for the cooler tube.
2. We finally get to the lazy river, the guys were very nice and helpful. We asked why is the water this color, and the guy actually said it’s just coloring. Once my feet touched the bottom I realized it was clay and that was reason the water was this color.
3. The water was very nasty. If you try to get out you’ll slip on the bottom. There were lots of spiders. It’s very gross.
4. We went 1 time. It took about 30mins. They tell you on their site that it takes an hour. Not at all.
All in all it was a very gross experience. I will never go back. I will make sure an read all Unilocal reviews anytime I go to a place like this again.