Edgemont Acres Mini Golf

Do like getting eaten alive by bugs?
Do you like playing golf on a course with flooded holes?
How about on a course where it looks like the last time a nickel was spent towards maintenance Jimmy Carter was known as Mr. President?
Maybe getting your ice cream topped with Styrofoam?
If this isn’t for you then stop here. Intrigued? Read on.
The course itself is located in the middle of nowhere along Mountain View Drive in Walnutport. Keep a look out for the old faded sign and/​or the trailer behind the course where someone lives or else you might blow right by the place.
Prices are $ 5 per adult and $ 3 for kids.
For that price you get to experience holes like #12 that was more than halfway covered by water from rain two days prior to when we played. You also get holes that are mutil-​tiered except that when you try to hit your ball into one hole to go down to the next green it gets stuck in the pipe because the pipe is clogged with moss, dirt and other debris.
Speaking of dirt and moss, you also get holes that are filled with both and carpets that have moss/​mold on them from years of getting rained on while never getting any proper sun to dry out in or simply never getting replaced.
As for the Styrofoam, a member of the group asked for their end of round ice cream in a cone but the lady doing the scooping either forgot/wasn’t paying attention so naturally the ice cream was delivered in a dish.
When this was brought to her attention she took it back and I guess used the ice cream scoop to harvest the frozen goodness from the cup to a cone. The problem with that was she naturally took a large chunk out of the cup in the process and instead of getting rid of it she just served that on top of the cone as well.
Yum.
I suppose for my dutch-​mountain folk neighbors to the North this is as good as it gets in terms of mini-​golf because there really is nothing else in the immediate vicinity. Personally, I would suggest coming down off of the mountain towards the «big cities» to play somewhere else or just keeping racin’ your four wheelers with your coonhound because it would be time and money better spent then playing at this dilapidated road side shack.