The House

They lied about their price. wasted gas and time going up to this place I called before I went to the house to confirm the cover fee because I want to spend it on the stroppers. The girl said its 10 $ cover once I get there before I even stepped into the place it looked Rachet. So the lady said 20 I told her I called some lady told me 10 $ she said well it’s 20 so me and my friend left. My friend told me they tricked you and I told you. I said you are right. I won’t be coming back. I stay away

Beautiful black women with beautiful bodies lol
I’m from NYC, came here for Labor Day weekend and a friend’s birthday. I felt like I was in a rap video lol. The place was clean, but not too pretentious. I saw more female onlookers than I expected and the male onlookers didn’t try to hassle you.
Cover was only $ 10, drinks were cheap. The best part was going in the back room for a lap dance.
«I’m in love with a stripper,» named Treasure. That is all :)

The House is classic. Your neighborhood bar. Plays great turn up music and always has a standard of decent looking dancers and bartenders. The House strip bar has a couples friendly and multi cultural friendly environment. All colors come together to have drinks and enjoy Ebony women

I had a great time here. The place looks a lot better since the renovations but agree with another reviewer that they dropped the ball on the chairs because they are still pretty raggedy. It was a nice-​sized crowd on the Friday night we went, and an equal number of women and men in attendance. IMO, the girls looked pretty good and exhibited some real talent on the pole. They are also very cool and friendly. Drinks are very expensive and the music could’ve been a lot better but I would definitely recommend.

Very disappointed, One this place is so overrated, Bartender was snooty, acting like she is better then the next. Second, 14 dollars for a long island ice tea really…7 dollars for a water

What a sexy place, the gals their are just as sexy. I went on my B~Day and had a blast of fun. I never seen so many pole tricks.

Better than it use to be especially after the renovations but it’s still the old Penthouse underneath. Owner finally invested in updating most of the place but it looks like they kept the same old chairs with the torn seats? For that area of town that’s about as good as it will get. It’s prices after happy hour are high but I guess they need to pay for the lasers and fog machines they have now. The girls are still good, and if you can’t afford going to the Stadium drop in the House for a scaled down version where the regulars are the celebs. Finding parking in the area might be a challenge and you may have to try a side street, but look out for the residential parking only signs. I don’t know if they enforce it but better safe than sorry. The Ave has stepped up it’s businesses over the years but it’s still NW DC so don’t get yo drunk happy ass robbed. LOL

I liked it! In shape dancers but pricey drinks. My BF enjoyed himself tremendously. After all he complained he wanted to make it rain and he did at the House! Lol!

You know, this used to be one of my favorite lil spots to hang out at and just be one of the fellas at. But every since they did all their «renovations» they have become this wannabe Magic City, fake bougie type of spot… helllloooo, this is a strip club not a gentleman’s club.
First off, they’ve always been pushy when it comes to making you buy drinks, but now when you walk in, its like you are grabbed by the arm and escorted to the bar… damn can I find a seat first or maybe I don’t want to stay. And I don’t know why so many ppl are saying that the drinks are strong, I’m almost certain that they water down the drinks and they are hella expensive…$ 10 for a rum & coke… really???
But one thing that hasn’t changed is the girls… they are still top notch and the most naturally (which is BIG in my book) sexy and beautiful women around. Although with there being sooooo many females in the crowd now, you almost feel like you in a club for women, that’s kinda strange but no biggie.

I’m in heaven everytime I go to this place. The girls there are sexy as hell and they leave nothing covered. The drinks are priced about right and are strong, so be careful if you are not a heavy drinker.
One of the best Strip joints in D.C.

The House can be summed up with 6 words– Big booty girls and baby blankets. That’s what you’re going to get here. No poles. No bars. No cages. Just a stage they lay their own blankets on when it’s their turn to shake it up for the crowd. And shoutouts to the 2 drink minimum! It’s chill and laid back but if you’re looking for a mind blowing strip club this is not the place for you.

I love The House. Mondays are amateur night (Fantastic!), Tuesdays old school music. Fridays and Saturdays get WILD! The DJ and MC definitely keep the crowd entertained as do the ladies.
For those who are light weight drinkers like myself, the drinks are strong here. Don’t over do it. :-)
So if you are really in to skinny and/​or White girls, House is not for you — if you have other tastes, then be sure to partake. It has a bit of a more relaxed feel than a lof of strip clubs. You feel more like your with friends than some creepy person staring at women with a whole bunch of other creepy people. LOL
Usually, you can find street parking
I bring out of towners here, and they love it.
One negative — the bathroom (at least the ladies’ room), has a lot to be desired. I definitely recommend bringing your own hand sanitizer.

The Penthouse is a luxurious palace filled with girating beautiful big butt-​ed women. So full of win, that I’d give it 6 stars.

Its not a strip club if there’s no pole.
Not too fond of women sprawled out on baby blankets shaking their cooch in my face. It takes a bit more for me to be entertained.
If you’re looking for a classy spot with talented ladies who actually dance, this isn’t the place for you.

Out here in Denver our adult entertainment is a little on the conservative side. That doesn’t mean the entertainers aren’t baring it all and trying there hardest. It just means they don’t have the assets and or ability of the ladies in other cities I’ve been too.
On my recent visit to D.C. a friend took me to «The House» and I must say the pleasure was all mine. I hadn’t previously considered the BET Uncut perspective, but now that I hear that, I realize why I enjoyed myself so much.
First the girls. They get a 10 just for being on top of there game, even without a pole in sight. They worked what they had perfectly even though they weren’t all stunners.
One was a bit too pierced for my taste but even she got an approving look from me because of her, shall we say, «work ethic.» I was pleased overall.
No lap dances or VIP rooms here guys, but the table dances are a good cheaper alternative.
The reduction in stars comes from the club itself, not the ladies.
Not having an ATM on site, is a bad look for a strip club. If I have to leave to get more money then I may not come back. Not to mention the inherent risk of going outside, around midnight, to an ATM that a stick up kid could steak out as an easy, consistent robbery zone.
No credit card love in here either. How am I supposed to open a tab without my plastic. Once again a small price to pay for increased revenue in my opinion. Drinks where a bit on the expensive side, so be prepared for that too.
Bathrooms are really clean and the décor of the club suits me just fine. Not a super high class place but still clean and comfortable.
Bottom line, I’ll be back if I’m in town, with a big stack of singles.

Tara was on point when she said…
«It’s a little bit like BET Uncut in the flesh… literally.»
AND
«Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere.»
I’m not really a strip club frequenter, however I had been to enough to know this was wayyyyyyyyyy x-​rated. I expected something a little more… how do you say… less revealing. This place had no limits, and I mean it literally. I walked in and immediately knew this was gonna be a very akward situation especially being that the only open seats were right in front of the table that the ladies were sprawled out on. If I could, I would have ran out the door but my friends wanted to come and I couldn’t be the party pooper this time.
With this being said, I’m sure you understood my desperate need of a cocktail. Unfortunately, this place didn’t have ANY of the beer I wanted, so I gave in to Cranberry and Vodka. There was no juice in it, so kudos to that bartender!
If you appreciate booty, this is DEFINITELY the place for you.

In the great words of Bubba Sparxxx:
«Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere.»
If you are looking for some «p-​poppin’ in a handstand» action, you can find it here. The ladies even lay their own blankets on stage when it’s their turn to work the floor. Classy.
It’s a little bit like BET Uncut in the flesh… literally.